PhillippaT

Because Oveur, Ungar and Dunne have suffered from food poisoning

Do we get a bonus?

Who's running the Dirty Laundry department?

Well, it had to happen, but please don't get in someone even worse....

BOOOOO

Fataboo?

I'd say he's shit, but shit has a use

This is all going to plan, innit? /s

I know that 'fan' is short for 'fanatic', but still... It has to have a limit, right?

That was fast...

Maybe we have our team set up backwards?

How to Lurch with intent

We need to start worshipping Nurgle, now?

Isn't

The Okazaki tribute act isn't really working out, though

I'll get the scraper

Nah - it's up to the crown as to what is a city or not these days.

What about the Lock areas?

He'd have more use if he had a mop-top?

At least Okazaki did it with style

When the outside temperature rises And the meaning is oh so clear One thousand and one Jordan Ayews Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear Are they trying to tell you something? You're missing that one final screw You're simply not in the Blue my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue

The problem is that joking about winning League 2 isn't sounding funny anymore

Why do we have to do things by half