Tiny earl

“I’ve seen it but I’m not showing you lot” Yeah right.

Newport are at the bottom of league 2 and were recently beaten 3-0 by a national league side! They are well below league 1 standard.

Laughing a joking on the pitch with the players that had just stuffed us displays new levels of contempt. clean the stables!

That was one of the few things he got right.

Apart from the assessor in the stands who will mark him down for not following the rules!

Both him and Mavadidi are usually facing two defenders .Thats because we are so slow getting forward and the opposition have a simple tactical plan.

He’s got a lot to learn, like, you’re on your own son!

He’s just had two weeks off !!

Whos paying for the hotel that they’ve started building? it was going to be a top wedding venue. It will all end in tiers.

Rudkin doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

I had my last set of Ping irons fitted at their Gainsborough centre. Vast array of confusing technology, then he decided my lie angle needed adjusting so he clamped my eight iron in impressive looking jig and hit it with lump hammer !!!

Still better than current incumbents even if legless !!

Heavy rain in Leicester,,only drizzling at Seagrave

Well, it seems to be a choice between chlamydia or gonorrhea. ive had gonorrhea and it was like pissing staples. hoping chlamydia is a bit more pleasant !!

Get a fvcking grip!!

In a nutshell!

When one door shuts another one closes!

Yes, he said “bend”

I ordered a halfteti sample, thanks for the recommendation, unfortunately much as I like it, it gives me the sneezes and snot running down your face doesn’t get many compliments! i must be allergic to one of the ingredients. Agree about Layton.

We may be able to help him with that!

Next lot are going to be THREE weeks but only two of them!

Peter Taylor (this is quite cathartic)

My wife is convinced he’s Johanes off Strictly!

No,it’s definitely not a subliminal message about Ruskin. its a heartfelt note to someone they admire. Do you really think Nigel Pearson is scared to say what he thinks!

Danny Rohl seemed to be hot favourite originally.