The Fox Covert

Can this thread run to 400 pages before he is given his P45?

Down to 13% now. Will be in single figures within the hour.

So where is this going to be held if just the two players and three punters turn up? Or is the club going to spin it by wheeling out people from the offices, the cleaners and groundsmen, and youth team players to sit on the empty chairs to make it look like more of an event?

A farmer in Zummerzet sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, 'Wassup! Ee doan wanna be drinking dat, it's fulla' horse piss an' cow dung!' The man says 'I'm from London and I have just purchased a property in the village. Can you speak a bit more slowly, please?' The farmer replies 'If you use two hands you won't spill any!'

I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge £15. I gave my suit to the charity shop next door. They cleaned it and pressed it and put in their window. Next day I bought it for £4.50!

Philomena Cunk!

Should be cancelled as there is nobody worth it.

This trio would struggle to make Anstey Nomads.

Derby fans will be rooting for us on 3 May. They will want us to beat Southampton and help make them the worst ever Premier League team, with 10 points from a whole season. This is going to be an absolutely horrible game of 'football'.

Any other job, which pays far less than these players are being paid, and the worst performers would be sacked. I think Wycombe managed to sack one of their players for being useless a few years ago. Get rid of three or four and it would do wonders for the PSR next season.

Peter Rodrigues?

This is increasingly true of Trumpist USA. The cult of tradition wrapped up in fundamentalist Christianity. The rejection of modernism. The appeal to social frustration, particularly among older and poorer Trump followers in red states who feel left behind. An impoverished vocabulary and the use of soundbites and social media to propagate Newspeak - Trumpspeak. The fear of difference, hence the purge on undocumented migrants, the vast majority of whom are not white north European. Contempt for the weak, whether it is vets surviving on a small pension or the old and sick on Medicare. Machismo and weaponry hasn't quite come into it yet, as Trump is elderly and obese and not a great advertisement for muscular masculinity, but give it time. Disagreement is treason also hasn't quite come into it, but the most fascistic elements in Trump's administration have been emboldened and have made calls for the jailing or deportation of vocal opponents of the regime like Sanders and AOC. Trump has already carried out a purge of the top military.

Donald Trump was bailed out with dirty money from Russian businessmen. Would you want a KGB agent in control of our club?

It gets worse and worse. Trump has now removed temporary legal residence status from the 240,000 Ukrainian refugees in the USA. This puts them at immediate risk of being deported from the country, even if they have fled from regions illegally occupied by Russia.

Trump is not only a paranoid narcissist and a would-be dictator, he is also an old man in a hurry. The rumours that he has been a KGB agent for decades ring true with the recent events. Trump's businesses have been bailed out with Russian money more than once and in 2016, Russia did its utmost to sabotage the campaign of Hillary Clinton and get Trump elected for the first time. They did it again in 2024. Most likely, the present events have been triggered by Trump failing to get any concessions out of Putin, an essential step in the path to getting Ukraine to agree to participate in talks to end the war. Putin probably told Trump that Russia has helped him and now it is payback time. Trump then tried to bully Zelenskyy into accepting a settlement which his government could not possibly accept. So Trump has shown himself to be the mardy immature brat that he is and he has now ceased shipment of US aid and sharing of intelligence with Ukraine. Trump not only speaks with the limited vocabulary of the average fourteen year old, but he and Vance are ready to behave like the bullies behind the bike shed to get their way.