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Sounds like the home fans think so for the first time in a while

For once the score reflected the state of play.

2 men, 4 chins, zero football acumen.

The Faes playbook - Do something showy with the ball that doesn't affect the game, the closer to your own goal the better - Give the world a few seconds to admire your skills, while the opposition get three attackers into position - Give up the ball. Run five yards behind the action as those players attack the overload in your box -

Enjoy the Weekly Festival of Masochism

We are a frog pinned to a board Dissect us at your will

We're revolting, I'll grant you that

The Time Lord of watching football returns... You're a minute ahead of the rest of FT mate.

If we stay up, he should get serious consideration for the PL TotY. And if we don't, he's gone.

Soumare interrupts play for a hangnail

Hard to answer with only a fuzzy view of his preferred formation and tactics. He's supposed to favor a transition game? We'll see if that brings Vestergaard back in from the cold.

The undroppable Wout Faes Must be impeccable in training.

I knew I should have thrown out that Red Leicester.

I consulted my Magic 8-Ball to find out the possibilities. It isn’t pretty but what did you expect? This is Leicester City Football Club in 2024. Jamie Vardy … (a) Through on goal with the winner v West Ham, does his ACL, kicks it wide, and is forced to retire. (b) signs a five year contract with Forest as player/assistant manager. (c) finally gets Becky into a paying job … as LCFC Set Piece Coach. Whelan and Rudkin … (a) extend Faes and Kristiansen at 100K/week “in a decisive action to fortify our defense”. (b) leave Ben Dawson as interim until March, then give Neil Warnock a contract that runs until the veteran manager is 92. (c) in the ultimate piss take, become the first executives to win the Ballon d’Or. Enzo Maresca … (a) wins the double with Chelsea after a stunning 15-game winning streak. (b) acquires Mads Hermansen from LCFC for £1 and the rights to Marc Cucurella. (c) plays Russian roulette with Guillem Balague and an exploding cigar. (d) publishes his autobiography titled “I Owe It All To Leicester City”. Top … (a) in lieu of free beer, gives each Boxing Day home fan a signed photo of Susan Whelan in a macramé frame. (b) returns permanently to Thailand and gives his seat in the owner’s box to Mike Dean. (c) adopts Jon Rudkin and names him as his heir and LCFC Chairman of the Board.

If Everton are the turd that just won't flush, what have we become? The turd that reaches for the lever and flushes itself?

"The ideal candidate will demonstrate the skills required to hack into external systems and modify Profitability and Sustainability Rules data"

Have Wout Faes and his brain ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

Score massively flattered us.

The best call would have been to grant the pen and make Ndidi take it.

We ended up with 10 men after all

Today's audition: "Open Goal Comedy Routines" Hats off to Madueke, it took some doing to top Wilf's miskick.

You can only laugh

Dag, I'd have thought at least 18%

My mental health has just about held up despite US events of the last week. Watching both halves of this will not be compatible with continuing that streak. I salute you hardy souls who will stick it out.