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What alternate reality do Liverpool fans live in?

Wish I could tell you, but … those sewer balls never make it onto my plate!

There’s a lot of truth to this, but Forest and the unflushables both survived by the thinnest of margins.

Jurgen Klinsmann belongs in this kit, not Manchester United. Adidas must really have run out of ideas.

Whether the facts make sense to you or not, they are the facts. Amazon were not interested in paying the price for even the smallest package when the PL put the rights back out for bid. Arsenal Ipswich tomorrow will be their last match. Their intent was to bring UK consumers into Prime. In his desire to bring in a major streamer, Scudamore gave them all the “festive fixtures” for a song. They couldn’t renew at a similar bargain, so instead piggybacked onto TNT’s new UCL streaming rights. Both parties got what they wanted, but Amazon played the PL like a Stradivarius.

Prime brisket slow smoked 10 hours over mesquite, and deep fried turkey how it’s done in Texas…

This round of PL fixtures is their last. They didn’t bid on any of the broadcast packages starting next year. All of you UK punters are now signed up to Amazon Prime. Job done.

Same to everyone here! It’s a stocking full of coal for me. The old coot knows damned well what I’m thinking and saying on Saturdays.

If you thought he couldn’t possibly get worse… …. he did.

All right, who’s the joker who gave Ward a 2?

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To the tune of Immigration Man Let it in, relegation man You won’t stop the ball today you can’t see it anyway Let it in, relegation man When Mads is hurt, we pray that Ruud won’t let you play Let it in, relegation man Will it cross the line today? guaranteed, if Danny plays

We’ll be without Hermansen in the Championship.

Still think that was a Ward OG. Cunha’s shot was wide

And in other news, the sun rose in the east this morning. Not sure what's worse -- having an agent in the ear of your owner dishing out long term contracts, or having an over-promoted youth coach in the ear of your owner dishing out long term contracts. Neither is working out at all well.

Maguire OG 90 + 6' written all over this

1. NUFC loan us Harvey Barnes to make room for their shock acquisition of Neymar. 2. Danny Ward is reassigned from first team duties to back-up Filbert Fox. 3. Jon Rudkin inherits a rubber plantation on Borneo and falls into a vat of molten latex. Outside of those, not much comes to mind …

Right through Martinez. Ward-quality goalkeeping.

Your honor, I submit that Leicester City Football Club are selling obscene merchandise.

Fortunately Ward is out of contract this summer. We really need to cut him loose now and go with our other two reserves. p.s. and give the #1 to Mads.

TBF you can’t lay everything about this defeat on Ward. But we will NEVER be competitive in a match when he plays.

No doubt he does. But he would still give us a chance to compete.

Time to switch over to Wolves/Ipswich. (I could watch both, but I'm not that much of a masochist)

Harvey coming on to claim his hat trick