Daggers

We live in a golden age, a truly blessed timeline. Everything appears to moving forwards while regressing.

Remember we were all talking about Americans last week?

This guy?

Pretty sure everyone could just rock up outside the ground and shout a lot, maybe wave a piece of cardboard.

I'm going back to not posting about it, I don't want Mark getting upset with my overuse of the vernacular

The only issue I ever discussed on the doorstep was our condemned hospital. We had three party bigwigs come and promise us the new hospital that the Tories repeatedly promised us during the campaign - a message I relayed to doorsteps. Labour cancelled any promise of a new hospital a month or so ago...and my future votes with it. Apparently we are going to have to make do for at least another ten years. Our MP has gone into hiding; she is refusing to answer any message sent demanding an explanation. I didn't use the words fvck, bastards, shit, or lying cvnts once. Personally, as a now ex-party member and campaigner, I couldn't give less of a shit about "a blueprint for the digital centre of government to improve public services" or "contactless ticketing will be rolled out to 47 more railway stations" or "a consultation on increasing legal aid fees for immigration". Fvck all there make a jot of difference to Kettering. Have you heard anyone moaning about the lack of a "Nature Restoration Fund"? I'm fvcking angry with the lot of them for the gaffs, idiotic priorities and the pisspoor communications - but I'm livid with them for the hospital lie and making me complicit in it. The administration has the stench of the death throes of the Brown government...and it's only just begun. Starmer is handing the UK over to the far right on a plate.

Fvck Israel. Fvck Israel up the arse. You can whine about the atrocities committed by a group - that doesn't mitigate the genocide committed by the nation vying to obliterate a nation or the thousands of tons of bombs landed on women and children. "Oh but something about the non recognition of the Israeli state" No. Go back. Sit down. Shut the fvck up. Let's try again to see if you get it from first principles... Fvck Israel. Fvck Israel up the arse.

I've never felt less inclined to do anything. Give me a bottle of something and the dogs to sit at my feet and the view from the garden. So absolutely depressing.

"Hey, I know that the UK had the most right wing government in its history and everything went to shit - and the most right wing period during that 14yrs of disaster resulted in abject economic mayhem because the policies were completely un-costed, unworkable fruitloop - but you know what we need next? An even righter wing bunch of charlatans who barely ever turn up to Parliament or their constituencies because they're busy posting racist bullshit on Twitter." Jesus fvck. "But...but...he's a two-tier marxist and immigrants and Islam and stuff!" I loathe almost everyone and everything these days. The world seems irredeemably stupid.

You have to include the summer Mandaric spent a summer looking at Youtube videos and amassing the shittest squad the club had even known.

It is with the absolute fvckwits at the club.

People are dumb, ignorant and rude.

Was it the opening scene with a massive arse on the bed?

I’ve spent from the release of Lost In Translation till this weekend thinking Suntory was a made-up whiskey brand for the film.

And that’s the real quiz

Get out.

This is unsettling as I changed my name by deedpoll to Dave Hburton this week. This means my daughter is now called Hburton Hburton and neither of us know what’s going on with the op. Can we ban him for impersonation? Unless this is my wife, Philomena Scumbollocks Hburton. We don’t tend to communicate at home so it could be.

Two bad teams. The least bad team won. Zero problems with that.

Genuinely amazed any of you are that bothered

No one is genuinely upset about people talking/chanting/referring to a plane crash that happened almost one hundred years ago. They can have their little tributes, they don't get to marshal what others say about it.