Daggers

You what?

Cooperman on his debut! Top of the fvcking league, buntyfunsters!

You can. I have.

Go on, tell me how good you are at golf.

As well as a few million domesticated bores.

"I cant believe it"/"You won't believe it"/"You couldn't make it up" What they mean is "This is something I didn't like" Everyone believes it, including the speaker, it's always believable whatever it is. And, yes, you could have made it up unless you are incredibly dim. "I couldn't believe it, the milkman had been tupping my wife every morning - filling her with his gold top. You couldn't make it up." Oh fvck off.

We saw 10cc last night. I’ve no idea why. Every muso should, whatever level, they’re so sharp professionally and come across as really nice old men.

You should tell people more.

Keeping them is.

They were, but I think that was down to our profligacy. If we’d nailed 2 or 3 in the first it’d have been a decent story - but the team never seemed to know where Edward’s was despite his intelligent runs. And vouchers for the Cobblers match really dragged out the part-timers!

Just checking in to see if everyone is having a good afternoon. Everything going well?

Turnstiles opened early for voucher collection due to the queues Two vouchers from today and Tuesday gives you Priority 1 alongside us ST holders

Deposit paid

Just as there are no interesting opinions about the abduction, and likely rape and murder of a child. It's plain weird that some people still obsess over this. Its not normal.

There are no interesting takes on the McCann abduction.

You know the one, the class where you just go clickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickdeathclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickdeath. I got sent to the purple guy yesterday. No idea why. He offered me things I didn’t know the purpose of. It’s like they took a simple click to shoot game and thought ‘hey, can we make this more complicated than the economy in Destiny? Yes. Yes we fvcking can.’

Started it on Monday, not bought the expansion, and I have no idea what I'm doing or what's going on. That said, I started a new character yesterday, the one who bashes things. I'm loving bashing things.

He isn't/they aren't. I've explained this. Well, you've just described almost every single non-league club there.

And another thing...we've improved the professionalism of match day no end. Clubhouse, two outside bars, a cafe in the ground, a wood fired pizza van by the outdoor bar terrace, food stalls, entertainment/corporate prematch meals, increased use of clubhouse away from football...matchday revenue has been improved no end. Our ale is well kept and reasonably priced, cobs are cheap, spend per head has soared. The new owners targeted all spends on offield activities and the pitch to provide constant and long-lasting revenue. The fact that we're attracting players is down to who the owners are and their very strong links within the game, not that we're operating a blank checkbook policy. And, most of the board of volunteers who gave their time and energies to save the club post-Ladak are still there. The notion that they're going to stand by and watch their efforts pissed on is for the birds.

Lucy Letby took over from Harold Shipman. No news on the next permanent occupant so 1970s celebrity paedophiles are rotating on a match by match basis.

We get 1-1.5k per match and it's growing. We've the healthiest sponsorship deals for decades. Our infrastructure is constantly being upgraded by companies donating parts and labour. We're on a cup run that deposits £50 to £100k in the bank in 2 weeks. We aren't paying transfer fees or big weekly wages. So yes, I can see where this is heading: promotion.

Not really. There's going to be turnover of squad - and we've been very thin from the start of the season...barely able to name a bench for a couple of matches. With Ranger likely to leave, we've only got three proper strikers, our backup goalie is a loan, we have six midfielders and two of them are injured. On top of which we're about to grab a tasty payday in the cup.