Daggers

If you posted one from Oz to Kettering A&E I think there's a good chance I'll still be sitting here when it arrives. I'm now on good terms with half the waiting room, we spent a lot of time together laughing at idiot convicts and saucy traveller ladies.

Almost 14 hours waiting for a bed now, and it sounds like I'll still be here come 6am Edit: morphine stops you being able to add 5 onto 12!

Think it belongs in the "Made-up shit that never ever happened" thread tbh

Morphine is brilliant, it really helps when you've been in A&E for 12 hours. They should let you purchase extra top-ups though.

Daughter says she hates it, i couldn't give a toss about a glorified Sunday chicken, so we have agreed to scrap it. We'll have a smoked salmon salad with prawns and bread and dips.

Pints great Pizza great Football shite

And because KPFC don't want you to know...

We all dream of a team of Ayews A team of Ayews A team of Ayews

Bring it.

He can rely on the same bunch of KPFC fvcknuggets at the club though.

I’m perfectly alright, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.

I believe you’ll find it altogether obvious if you listen to the words again - especially if you bear in mind Black history month and everything and the vile racist abuse she’s permanently subjected to.online.

Can't see what problem anyone would have with that poem - especially when it's not directed at you, it's directed at these people...

What price does the club put on one life saved? Please let her respond "£25".

I'd rather they spend money fixing the roads properly so they don't fall to pieces every time it rains.

I honestly think the club had more about it under Ian Holloway.

I've been gifted 5* hotel stays, business class flights, oceans of alcohol, gift baskets, exotic items (use your imagination) ((no, no idea, maybe they just know me very well)), and a plethora of events. To date, I'm pretty sure no one has got any value out of it...except me 😁 Freelance, so zero form filling.

Please let it be like a Titanic submarine in space...with him on it.

We're off to Guiseley - pitch looks decent on photos, hopefully it doesn't get cloggy with Northern weather.

Season ticket - £345 Bloke is a complete tool. If you read that article, he's a total bullshitter.

And the answer was: 3)

Your team has just spnked away a two goal lead, do you: Stick with it, you know your game plan will work eventually? Go for it, lobbing on strikers will show the fans you mean business? Put Maguire and Evans on?

It isn't though, is it. Corporate boxes with all the booze and grub you can cram in your fat face, for example.