Daggers

Even Greg (sports editor for the twice weekly Lynn News) Plummer has got involved. They come across as all being a little bit “special”.

Stop gloating.

An aneurism and early onset dementia?

They played the last home match in Derbyshire

Hope not - we really need a decent pitch.

Gainsborough will be out for blood after we've dumped them out of the Vase this weekend.

Ooooooffff! https://www.worksoptownfc.com/news/worksop-town-fc---club-statement

It's like quitting smoking. It's hard. I've stopped doing something that was bad for me and feel compelled to proselytise the benefits of the new life. If it helps, I'm fully aware how much of a cvnt it makes me sound - I just don't care

FTFY: It's obligatory to wind up Savage.

First they came for the cobs... https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/news-opinion/worst-meal-life-fresh-naan-9572079

https://www.trumpstore.com/ They have so much more than just lighters.

FTFY

Away to Hartlepools. That'll be a trek.

Well, it doesn't look like we'll be playing at Farsley

Away to Farsley Celtic Harbs pulled Bury at home

"Crap sausage rolls ,burnt pies and a sterile atmosphere," says Google Reviews.

Find a local non-league team with a decent bar and food. *NB. You'll find you stop giving a shit about KPFC and the Prem.

I'm not going to sit on the floor to eat it.

Look at phone for some hours. Wait for wife to wake. Wife feels sorry for me and offers to make coffee and toast. Cover bed in toast crumbs. Snuggle a retriever. Back to sleep happy in the knowledge people are now commuting to a job they despise.

QVC looks a bit shit

Tbh, I think I'd cope better with scavenging and murder. I've never been good at conformity and rules.

Why does the passport no longer contain a section for distinguishing features? I was going to add my tattoo and rapier-like dry with, but no. Some Brexit benefit that is if the colour changes but we lose distinguishing features.

Waking at 3:30am and unable to get back off to sleep. Real men shouldn't be awake at this time of day - we get up at 10am whether we want to or not.