Daggers

The sketch is that there's a difference between not reversing a bad thing and actively doing something that is a bad thing, I guess?

It's lovely that Primary school awards have become a part of football with Kane winning an attendance prize. He wins so few things, I'm hoping he gets another one for effort or drawing next year.

3. Anything by someone I really rated who has gone on to be a complete tool. *see Morrissey, Ian Brown, Die Antwoord, Billy Corgan, Van Morrison

Just found out a traffic warden earns more than a teacher. WTAF. Complete 37hrs and just sod off to bed or pull the wings off flies or whatever.

I’m debating whether or not to get out of bed.

“Cogenhoe” Go on, entertain me. No. You are laughably wrong.

Number 2: Any song that demands communal dancing. ”Oh come on Dave, don’t be a boring twat.” 1. I don’t know that dance 2. You are all simpletons for dancing in unison 3. The song is shit 4. But mainly fvck off

Mods! The Brightside is the nearest thing we have to a National Anthem that I’d be prepared to sing in a public space. This means Enderby’s post is nigh-on sedition. Put him/her/they in FT jail for a very long time.

Wait till you find out how to pronounce Rothwell.

It's nen. As in ten. And anyone who says different can get in the bin. Or ben. Pronunciation shifts somewhere around Thrapston. Peterborough are intellectually stunted.

Our EVRI bloke is really nice. Sweet old bloke who always does his best. We're lucky I guess.

That'll be the date by which they clean up the rivers and seas.

2-1 to Nile Ranger's Barmy Poppies Army!!!! And we're back. Sack off a shit lazy forward, sign a man who's going to destroy us with all kinds of shenanigans - and I'm here for every second of it

I hate how celebrities have made me hate Lou Reed's Perfect Day. But as far as a Top 5, almost everything can be dumped in the shit bin.

Hated by everyone who says Nene instead of Nene, I think you'll find.

I was more SLF, Damned, Subs and Stranglers.

My hand shakes like I have Parkinson's after all these years.

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Now I'm finding laptops, tablets and cellphones with the likes of Pronhubb loaded on the screens. Times don't half change.

See you on Rockall, ya filthy animal.

At approx 4 million, with most suffering from morbid obesity, it’d be worth a Saturday night show hosted by someone shit like Stephen Mulhern just to see you attempt it. You could have Anne Robinson and Timmy Mallet doing a zany double act from the rock itself, all live like. Unless Anne Robinson’s dead - but Mallet pairing up with a coffin would be cracking TV too. I really think you’re on to something.

It’s a Babylon meme.

But how does he 'know' that's his job? 🤔

If you're filthy as in unwashed, yes. If you're filthy as in sexual deviancy, no it's just flirting.