Daggers

Old news, but not forgetting is important

He used the same comedy gif on two separate tweets on consecutive days and tweet quotes himself. He is clearly an idiot.

That's saved me having to buy it. We should have all books condenced down to three sentences, it'd save no end of time.

Based on recent information coming to light, tennis should have the same legal restrictions placed on it as murder in public spaces.

Spelling mistake. Should read "voles". No idea why publishers are now placing rodents into books, reckon it's probably linked to your point regarding people not reading fiction. There must be a demand for it, I guess? We could test the hypothesis by going into Waterstones and stapling some shrews on the flysheets of some Steven King novels. Maybe a bunch of field mice onto some Penny Jordans too. I tried cellotaping my Retriever to an Iain Banks and, to be quite frank, it looked ridiculous. No one would go for that on a shelf. But then I also guess that if we've thought of it, the major publishing houses have already tested it to see what works best.

Depends if you are strong and good at throwing.

Not if you're talking about this guy - https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1778900 But Fridman is prolific - and if there isn't a book there should be one.

https://yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politics/boris-johnson-having-sex-in-the-office-a-case-of-misconduct-in-public-office/

I think i am about to bring up my lunch.

Dominated the first half. Keeper got red carded for no reason. They got a player sent off for no reason. Dominated the final 20 minutes...and never really looked like we actually wanted to score. I know they're still looking, but we could really use a 20-30 goals striker to augment the team. We can be so efficient yet toothless it hurts at times.

I'm really liking this

Mark won't let me start a Reader's Wives Letters thread.

Someone smelling of blue raspberry has really got to you, eh!

Peterborough oafs suck horses.

You're going to have a fit when you find out how you can smell farts.

It wasn't a serious comment.

I don’t need to, I’ve found almost all of that in non-league. You keep on sticking up for those who are pissing on you and telling you it’s raining.

Currently working my way though the match fixing podcast, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0jglj2q , and I can't quite shake a feeling I had yesterday. Too many smiles, too little fight, a really weak loss. Really weak.

I’ll bite. Signings, onfield performance, managers, trophies - all irrelevant. I want new owners who will value fans as fans, cap tickets at affordable prices, implement safe standing, encourage the growth of a singing area and support its use of TIFOs, scraps the membership scheme and current form of ticket sales that cements miserable curmudgeons in for life, abolish the £25 fee for season ticket cards, engage with fan groups and representatives in meaningful and frequent dialogue which is assessed by measurable outcomes (with the club’s representatives facing agreed sanctions if they fail to meet them), and regular communication across the season from department heads and owners in live online interviews to explain their actions, outcomes and take online questions. All told, to give real fans a sense of ownership of the club and be treated with respect rather than the abject shit show of disrespect we have endured across multiple seasons. And if the new owners don’t provide most or all of that, I’d be demanding newer new owners.

Went to Royston. We've won 7 out of the last ten against them and drawn two others. We are at the top end of the table, they're at the bottom. Of course they won.

I wouldn't. I'd be driving the gray car, maintaining cornering speed and cutting you up on the inside before powering away with my aftermarket exhaust rattling through the air. The blue and orange cars would stop and applaud, your green car would start stuttering due to a fuelling issue. The ladies at the bus stop would remember me making them moist and press themselves against me later in a town centre pub during Happy Hour. I may have intercourse with one of them by the bins and pass on an irritating STD. The police wanted to speak to me about my driving behaviour but your dashcam footage was corrupted - they have nothing.

Quite honestly, anyone paying four hundred quid for some cheap, nasty nylon and polyester uniform just to dress up their wife has more money than sense. I got mine a fancy dress Noel Edmonds outfit off Ebay for £25 and it's just as stimulating.

Stop trying to make Bellersball a thing.