Daggers

I think the whole swapping countries thing might be a novel solution to a tricky problem.

We've found our mod for this thread, Mark, for when it all kicks off.

Because you can enjoy chatting shit on a forum and yet watch a match dispassionately - or not even bother watching the match. Hope that helps.

It's about time the club returned to being sexy, imo.

Which was the greatest age? Enlightenment, Entitlement, or "Of Empires"?

A rumour I heard that I just made up says the club is being bought by Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and George Clooney.

A news channel has explained to me who they are - and I'm still left wondering why TF this is news?

Apparently, to the left is not ladies with shoulder pads and boots. Nor apparently to the right is men carrying heavy items. Some people have no sense of decorum. Screaming and shouting in a public restroom is so uncouth.

This is going into my CV and on the flysheet of my autobiography.

Security reasons?

I've got a rambling, incoherent, doodle strewn, peak coke and booze, 5-page Mark E Smith letter. I'd lost it, i was bereft, but i found it again recently. It will forever be the best piece of memorabilia ever to me.

People. I'm not that keen on people. Stupid species.

Final League Position:- Bottom Date relegation certified:- February Date survival confirmed:- n/a Top Scorer:- Vestergaard, 3 Goals scored in Premier League:- 12 Goals Conceded in Premier League:- 104 Team to give us the biggest whipping:- Arsenal, 14-0 Date (if any) Cooper gets sacked:- The day after thr winter window closes Date (if any) Rudkin gets sacked:- n/a Our biggest win in Premier League:- 1-0, but i can't see it happening

Stop making everything political.

Just chalk and cheese from recent times. I can see why Lavs was annoyed at not winning on Saturday now. Roll on Saturday.

And 2 goals pleased 900 fans

This forum section is doomed.

Well Hankey's five minutes of trying to be reasonable in this section seems to have expired. Some people just seem completely unable to communicate in a measured fashion. Q: "How would naming them impact your life?" A: *honk* *honk* *sealion* Sigh.

And whoever said I'd love Wes York - I do.

KTFC 4-0 Splading 4-0 Four bloody nil. Total Golden Gordon feelings tonight. We were all kinds of awesome.

True, its costing me £8 a match at Kettering this season - I can understand why they'd prefer to sell my place for ten grand. Bloody tourists.

The pair of them attract top tier sponsorships too - no shady crypto-gambling toss in their portfolio.