Mike the Metal Ed

Best owners in football

Can't speak for iPhone but on Google Wallet I'm 99% sure they're linked to your account. If you change between the two though you're probably ****ed.

Maybe, but I'm finding it hard to justify going to every game. I had to skip Arsenal due to work, and I had a great day in my new career, then went to the indie cinema I'm a member of and won a blu ray in their raffle... Or I could watch us lose 2-0 to Arsenal, struggling to lay a glove in the process, from my seat in SK1 where I've got 10 rows of spectators separating me from the people who want to sing for 90 minutes.

I can't see us paying him off, so either another Premier League club takes a punt on him, and we get some compensation, he resigns, or he does lead us into the new season. Unless he has some kind of relegation clause.

Staying up would be a bigger miracle than 14/15, but I wrote us off after the Hull game that season too. Football is weird.

If we hire Sean Dyche I hope it's before my ST renewal goes through

Got a funny feeling about this one. Probably because for the second home game in a row I can't go. I'm due to miss a performance of the season.

Fair. We should at least be using all the tools available to us. Hard to justify not trying Mav (who is also frustrating) and Cundo sooner.

Looks like we actually created chances today with those two. Not gonna lie I wasn't able to follow the game at all today due to circumstances out of my control, but from what I've seen in recent weeks, we're trying to build our opportunities but due to a lack of quality we lose the ball before we can execute it. Much as I like Winks it looks like we may have handed over possession less today as a result of him being on the bench.

The part where one was allowed to spend £22m on Oliver Skipp and the other has had to make do with the mess and a board that lied to him about what he could do in January. The defence was garbage under Cooper and it's garbage now. The major difference between the two is goal threat. That I'll grant you. Cooper's tactic was spin the wheel and sometimes you win. Utter no brain. RvN has a philosophy and was probably told the he could recruit to fit it because the people running the club are delusional. But it'll take time to cook with the shite he's got to work with.

Imagine thinking the squad is playing any worse than we did under Cooper. I don't know what else to tell you.

It's almost like Cooper was at the helm when this squad was assembled.

Not every subject needs a tiresome contrarian bringing "balance".

Around the time we played a League Cup semi final entirely in second gear.

The lino isn't looking at a still image. It's his job to be aware of how many players are there and where they're standing or running into.

Hopefully when Wilf can play a full 90 it'll free him up to do just that.

Glad Ruud called it out as bluntly as that.

5-2.

Bloody hell I'm abroad and I got ITV working and I'm dumb enough to get up at 5am to watch it.

That will never happen. The people who applaud it on command outnumber the people who care about the future of the club by 10:1.

Not as bad as the banners outside the ground before the statue went up. People make the North Korea comparisons nowadays...

They've got an incentive to buy your ticket off you for (1/19) the cost of your season ticket and resell it at full price.

I've never seen a player look so clueless playing under the manager who signed him than BDCR, so hopefully this is a good sign he has found his role here.

Why do Spurs fans "know best" and when we protest or aren't wearing beaming smiles all the time we're "entitled"?