Mike the Metal Ed

Brighton in 2003, promotion confirmed?

So it's the flat seats more like in the Bundesliga you're after, rather than the ones like at Anfield or Old Trafford?

What's actually so bad about that design, out of interest?

The club thinks 90% of the crowd are better trained than that.

Can't wait to see this statement qualified.

It seems tactics back then were basically "dribble until you shoot or run into an opponent"

"Orders from the boss. You have to score on the stroke of the 14th minute, or we unleash more dirt from Coleen Rooney."

To be honest, I just couldn't stand the way his Burnley team played the last time he brought them to the KP, and that was after plenty of years to bring forth his vision. Must be someone out there who can play grassy chess like Maresca but with a little more flexibility and urgency when called for.

"they hate each other don't they" Just overheard in a pub in Salford. Deny it all they want but even Man U supporting neutrals know. Also "Two-all!" "What, United??" "No, Leicester”

"Hmm... That Vestergaard sure is composed on the ball." "Yeah, too bad he's passing it back to the centre mark after Jacob Murphy left him for dead and scored!" DO HO HO HO.

I've just realised this video is blocked in the UK It's the Gavin and Stacy clip where Sue is going hell and high water to protest a new phone mast (this was in the 3G days, using the same cancer scare bollocks that people are still beating on about today, people not understanding different types of radiation isn't new) and then continually complaining about the lack of phone signal.

Your whole existence seems to be to go into threads for people to go "I'm fed up with giving a lot of money to incompetents" only to go "Why are you telling me I can't go?" So, what exactly is the "point" of your posts?

Level doesn't matter. Went to York Street for a 4-0 win over Workington years ago and had a great time. Q&A in the programme even had a player saying Lloyd Dyer was the fastest player he'd ever played against.

As an avid former FOX reader long before it was age appropriate for me, I love that you fail to see the irony that Pete would have been in the "We are where we are" camp when faced with the current shitshow. Frank chained himself to the terraces to try and prevent the Kop being made all-seated. He did also fail to boycott the friendly v Milton Keynes in 2004 though, so maybe you do share a bit of DNA.

Those ones are, sorry. Missed the mangled club badges. Didn't do my due diligence. They did use AI genned photos last season though. Pretty sure they've got an intern on a Stable Diffusion tutorial right now trying to generate some footage of us scoring goals for Thai TV.

They did it last season too. Players lining up in the tunnel with long arms etc. Zombie club.

I know. I can't even hear myself clap the boys off for only losing 4-0.

Seeing out my season ticket but I'll probably show up a minute or two after kick off again. So sick of the matchday experience™, that and those in the ground the likes of which clapped us off at half time vs Liverpool are doing far more to put me off going than the team being shit or the fact I haven't witnessed a league goal since October.

I still can't help but feel we'll mess up the comeback, but game 7 is going to be electric if we win at the CTC this week. Ullmark has really come back in a big way the last two games and Stolarz is shaky now. I can see him being benched for game 6.

The "we were in League One once" lot becoming the "Well, we were in League One before" crew.

I was only part of the chain here, but I got in deep shit once for going blindly along with what a hospital discharge note said and an old lady ended up being prescribed strong antipsychotics instead of her normal, similarly named medication.

And unless you have a flagship model, they still look like shit compared to Canon compact cameras from a decade ago.

So long as it doesn't have a detachable lens. I took my compact camera to the Doncaster game when we lifted the Championship trophy and it was fine.

Especially when the last result we even got was when he wasn't playing.

Yes, now be quiet and clap the trophy lift on the pre-match and half time video.