Samilktray

Nipped in McDonald’s on the way home from work and treated myself to a chicken tikka wrap, the new best thing on their menu imho but they instead gave me a sweet chilli wrap. It’s put a real dampener on my day and now I’ve got to pack to go on holiday tomorrow. life is relentless sometimes

It is infact not safe to surf this beach lmao just a silly joke I hope you enjoy your free chang

Man Utd interested in Monga, Page and Aluko apparently

That game of football was so good I had to go outside and smoke a cigarette at full time

Anyone know how Olise plays for France when we can’t even speak French? Dunno seems dodgy to me you know what the French are like

Heard from my source at the club there was an unknown bald bloke at the club a few days ago. Only reason I know is because my friend asked me if I was interviewing for the job (I’m bald lmao) it was just harmless banter between 2 friends

That yellow kit in league one might be our worst kit ever, you could fit an oil tanker through the collar on that.

Most Adidas kits for next season seem to have leaked now, ours being the exception.

You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet regarding Abdul Fatawu, quite strange to see

Unless hes turned into a striker we probably wouldn't

You say this like its a bad thing?

Theres like 5 posts between you posting this and it previously being posted

What are the family touches and why are they on our training ground? Really makes me cross this is just sports washing.

Bookmarking this post for when we have George Boyd out on the wing next season

This doesn't make sense

Just a constant competition on here to be the most dramatic isnt there

So I win?

I was looking forward to playing the new Forza Horizon next month but looks like it doesn't come out on Playstation until later in the year

El Khannouss

That font is a really bad choice

And he seems like a complete weirdo

Too many of our fans were happy with Steve Cooper, we cant trust them #imbackingtheblues

Got a feeling Russell Martin will do well #imbackingtheblues

Are you trying to say he didn’t kill a dragon?

Gets a lot of leeway for being a British bloke I think