Pliskin

Tanners a Womble, and the Mercury is tissue paper.

Second best chant ever behind United’s Lukaku chant.

He is a damn site better than what we were looking at. What we’ve got to think, is Cooper may be able to get something out of him. He has talent, that’s unquestionable, it just needs harnessing. Im hopeful about this one.

Are you his father?

Well we’re ****ed. Takes 24 hours for us to complete a medical.

“You don’t have to play Ayew, can you hear me Cooper, you don’t have to play Ayew, can you hear me Cooper, I wanna see Edouard I wanna, see Edouard”

Rudkin’s face when he ****s up another deadline day signing despite it being nailed on.

He’s got a pulse.

Yes. Someone who’s always had potential I felt.

Forest losing him would be sensational.

Rudkin’s face when they tell him about emails.

I’d take Ings. He’s proven to be capable of scoring goals.

Haha. Grab some nuts and cough for me.

#announceIngs

Told you it wouldn’t be Weghorst.

If we are on the verge of another signing, it’s got to be UK based in the it would be too tight surely.

It could be Weghorst to be fair!

I reckon Danny Ings on loan.

Club will make a bid with an hour to go to prove ‘they tried but it wasn’t to be’.

But why would you? From 12 down the premier league is utter gash, and it’s not hard to put together a competitive team with clever signings. I don’t actually think we are far away, but we chose to spend £20+m on Winks and £8m on Ayew who palace signed for about £2m……… they certainly won’t be writing the season off, because if we get relegated, the EFL are going to destroy us, and they will go to town on us handing out the worst possible punishment they can. The only thing I can think is Cooper genuinely believes that he doesn’t need a striker.

Mads Faes Vesty Coady Ricardo Victor Skipp Winks Fatawu Bounanotte Ayew ————————————————————————— Mads Ricardo Faes Vesty Victor Skipp Winks Fatawu Bounanotte Mavadidi Ayew One thing we can rely on is Ayew will hold the ball up and draw and win lots of fouls. He could play as a false 9 so to speak freeing up the AM to utilise the space behind him.

I am to be fair. Bilal is a massive talent, if he hits the ground running he could be a difference maker. But, we’re relying on inexperience other than Ayew and Vardy. You never know, Ayew might have that one season where he grabs 15 goals.

It’s ****ing amazing isn’t it, to end up with a weaker squad than we had in the championship. ****ing lunacy. This club is nothing short of pathetic….. £20+m spent on skip when you’re desperate for goals. It’s embarrassing.

I’d say no.

Ayew could potentially play as a false 9, and be the one to play off. The goals would have to come from the supporting midfielders. It could work, because I think all of the attacking midfielders can contribute, but you’ll need two of them to hit double figures.