Pliskin

Another weekend where Cooper tries his best not to win a game of football. Forest spy we know what you are.

Another honking team selection. He's got to go, blokes not got a ****ing clue. Palace to take a 2-0 lead and we score in the second half, and run out of time and go on to lose 2-1 with a spirited performance. I’ve seen enough, Spaghetti out.

It’s not weak though is it? Skipp at £20m you consider underwhelming? He’s a well thought of player…. Ayew we’ve given a bit of stick, but he’s a vastly experienced PL player who’s played at this level for a long time, as has BDR. We’ve also got a vast amount of PL experience that not too long ago we’re finishing in the top half of the table…. This squad on paper is well capable of finishing between 17th - 12th. We’ve got some really good attacking players, a fairly experienced midfield and a fairly steady defence. The problem with the first three games so far has been Coopers tactics. How can you suggest this team isn’t capable of staying up, when your manager is leaving the best attacking players on the bench? Cooper needs to be braver and believe in the squad, this squad is certainly a lot better than you think it is. With some proper leadership skills and tactical nous this team can do well. I just don’t think Cooper will succeed, he was very much third choice, the club even had to try and suggest he wasn’t, which just confirms that he was….. he’s being treated like and behaving like a third choice too. These articles definitely feel like the beginning of the end for him in my opinion.

Big day for Cooper today.

Defence isn’t that bad. It’s done fairly well so far with one or two errors.

But the players want leadership, cooper seemingly lacks. I think it’s clear Cooper was a compromise…. And I think the first sign of pressure he is gone. No smoke without fire………

Potter was 1st choice. Corberan 2nd Cooper a compromise. I’ve heard albeit not concrete, that certain members of the hierarchy aren’t convinced by him.

Vardy is trying to sack the manager again.

Spaghetti hoops masterclass!

This attitude is completely out of place… On paper we’ve actually got a half decent squad, that with proper coaching in my opinion could finish comfortably lower-mid table. Anywhere between 15th and 12th. Only cooper will prevent that because he’s frankly, out of his depth at this level.

Palace are beatable, Everton is a must win and Bournemouth at home we should be looking to claim at least a point. 4 points is the absolute minimum as an acceptable return for these four games. Any less and Spaghetti Coops is cooked for me.

It’s worse because of the context of modern day football. Since Abramovic football has never been same in this country. We managed to succeed in an impossibly uneven playing field…. And despite making over £500m on player sales were incapable of even being consistent. It’s the worst demise in premier league history for me, mainly because of the sheer profit we gained from player sales, to then invest it so poorly…… it is frankly horrifying.

These late night pissed up posts are just funny.

Spaghetti Coops barmy army!!!!

You need to be as he’s my pick for my fantasy team…….

Palace are severely damaged after years of watching Woy.

I might have to get De Marco to come to mine when I’m losing one of my many arguments with the other half!

Can we deduct the premier league points for being bellends?

Palace aren’t anything special in my opinion. But if Cooper sets up the team as he has been doing we will gift them the game.

Simon Jordan probably starts every morning by arguing with the person in the mirror.

Ultimately we’ve embarrassed the premier league…. So naturally they will be angry, as will a lot of the media connections who are heavily invested in the league. It just highlights that if you implement a policy, by god you have to ensure it is water tight, because if it isn’t, and it develops into a legal argument you’ll be exposed and it’s just plain embarrassing. What this has highlighted is that those who put these policies and procedures together and incompetent…. This is the premier leagues equivalent of walking out of the house and forgetting to get dressed.

The statement should read. “We apologise to LCFC for allowing our children to write up our policies”.

I can review it for them. Decision has been made, so they can go **** themselves.

And things our first season back in after relegation. So that period will still be there, until a fresh three calendar years in the league have been played out surely? They can’t backdate anything because it would have been picked up, and then can’t do anything that includes that EFL season. Forests penalty came in there second season, so, I can’t see how the premier league can do anything this season, we will just refer back to the independent committee who will ultimately come to the same conclusion…. Surely?