Pliskin

“We don’t like football, we don’t like football, just smash it forwards, we don’t like football”.

Yes we have. “Sensi Boy” to Shawn Michaels entrance music.

I hope his reveal video is him majestically gliding across rolling english hills, wearing a long flowing dress catching glints of the sunlights as it effortlessly glides in the wind. Running towards the open arms of 90’ Hugh Grant.

We should agree to do the Souttar deal, then agree to send him for his medical, then pull out of the transfer, just like the ****ers did to us with Harrison.

Come on Ric, have a bowl of coco pops with a choco straw, reassess and try again! Out: Rudkin Souttar In: Sensi Marcos Leonardo

Sharp dressed man!

And our manager is on the verge of quitting….. happy days!

There’s nothing I like more than gerrin forrard and PASHUUUUUUUUUUN.

Chilwell is having a ****ing stinker. What a shame……..

Top running the club isn’t the issue really, he’s got an incompetent team around him, Rudkin will never be sacked, and neither will any of the user useless w@knees who run this club. Absolute ****ing joke we really are….

So it sounds like what’s happened is, we’ve had the original deal agreed intending to sell a player, that possibly isn’t happening, so now the club want to turn the deal into a loan?

I think the situation is as simple as, he goes we will be unlikely to go up automatically, and would need to rely on the playoffs.

What makes me doubt this is even happening, is no local media is reporting it, if it was as far down the line as Fab is suggesting, something would have broken surely? I’m not convinced we’ve even made any progress beyond an initial conversation. I can see two players leaving on loan, and that probably about it.

Where are we in relation to Reading at this stage?

Lad just doesn’t give a ****, like I said before you can tell his head and heart aren’t in the club. He was recently a Belgian international, he should be some comfortable at this level, but I think it’s clear he just doesn’t want to be here. Zero anything last night, and I can’t see how he will go before Friday. Waste of space.

Odd game. We seemed to just coast through most of it, and upped it when we needed to. Most impressive thing about the game was Daka accidentally assisting two goals after an initial sublime one… he’s a bit like that one lad at school who joins in with the footie, can’t play at all, all arms and legs yet somehow manages to tackle anything and score about 100 goals a break time because balls just keep bouncing off him. Thought Praet was dreadful, other than that everyone was fairly steady. It was a bit like going to Tesco to do your big shop, nothing exciting, forgot a few things so had to do a mad dash to grab them, and then just manage to get the job done. Wouldn’t say it was entertaining, but it’s 3 points.

It just shows how shit this years transfer window is, when Fab is strumming himself to within an inch of his life over this transfer!

Kansas D is solid. Jackson’s going to have to pull a rabbit out of a hat tonight!

Hence why Jackson and co need to save us. The superbowl would be unbearable with her in the stands!

Jackson is the ****ing don.

Thumb up the bum.

Why are people winging? This would be an ideal yeast for us to try and see where we are at.

KDH IS NOT LEAVING YOU SILLY *****.

Probably laughing at bunch of 40 something year old ***** losing their heads over a 20 something year old footballer.

“He’s really small, he’s always injured, he’s got skills, to drive the boys wild he’s just a sensi boy Sensi booooooooy”