OntarioFox

he can fook off and take his annoying fanclub with him

Coincidentally, this song lasts about as long as it took for us to throw the game away on Saturday

I certainly don't want it, but I'm mentally prepared for it. The points deduction really is do - or - die for our Championship status and could decide our future for the next ten years, if not more. The fact I'm writing that last sentence sums up just what a vile situation this ownership has driven us to. Like others have said though, we could be sat in the freezing water watching the Titanic disappear below the surface and Top would still probably not bother selling. It all feels hopeless. There's way more riding on the decisions the board make in the next 6 months than just what division we find ourselves in.

To be fair Wout Faes might as well be a living doll

Our mate actually fooked off to Disneyland last minute with his kids to get away today. Wish I was joking, but the punchlines about him seeing less Mickey Mouse write themselves.

annoyingly good today, look forward to seeing his next good performance in February

This fella

Be honest, who here said with a straight face that this chancer was 'good enough for this league' back in August? Never forget him cupping his ears against Sheff Weds. Well done mate, a team of Summerbee-type volunteers, kids and Barry Bannan still on minus points in the second tier are your level. Just seen a fairly prominent member of staff on the way out and even he had to cut himself short of 'using the H word' to describe him. That's someone employed by LCFC.

Skipp and a half fit Souttar at the back Ayew and Carranza up front Clone Justin James six times Give Soumare a mountain of something illegal and Columbian Kingy in charge

Wilder! ... oh nevermind Dyche! ... oh nevermind uhhhhh

Bit harsh on lads enjoying a kick about that, most of us here put way more effort in during goalposts-for-jumpers, dodge-the-dogshit football than these primadonnas ever do.

Considering King Power are in the financial shit because of their failure to diversify and move with the times, it shouldn't surprise you our football club is suffering from the same disease.

motm to be fair

Aquaplaned for 3 hours to watch this shite, by the way. Thank fook I've got a good curry in the works tonight, about the only reason to be proud of this city right now

If they are, jokes on them, they're gonna not only struggle to find suitors but see their pay drop once we drop to League One

Souttar

It's frustrating just how much of a brain-dead clanger that is, because the rest of the article is absolutely spot-on. Kind of smacks of someone feeding AI then not doing enough proof reading? If anything, it's scary if it IS an AI article, because it's 99% accurate.

I'm glad there's no human interaction in McDonald's anymore. It's better for the cashiers. I can picture them slowly dying inside as they ask every single person if they'd like to Grinch their fries for an extra 30p.

In a way, not seeing him again this season might be a blessing in disguise. Give him the second half of the year on loan somewhere in the lower leagues with basic standards, and don't let his game be poisoned by having to share a backline with spineless mugs like Faes and Vesty.

Shit, he's on to us

Hamer, Bamford, Campbell, Ings, and that's before mentioning Cannon breaking his own duck last week

Good news - in 30+ years on this planet I've never seen us lose the game closest to my Birthday, which is Thursday, and I'm there on Saturday Bad news - I'm claiming the 2-0 win at the non-league game I went to tonight as my Birthday game