ScrumpyJack

Spotted this on the GoFundMe page for the young lad they found. Great gesture from Demarai.

De Bruyne is an irritating twat isn’t he?

4-1 and a Vardy double, here we go boys! #TheGreatAscent2021

Emenike is a blue, is a blue, is a blue. Emenike is a blue - he hates Forest.

The FA and Southgate makes international football feel bureaucratic. Come the summer tournament months I will always watch the matches, stick on an England shirt etc. but beyond that I don't feel bothered by England. England winning the Euros or the World Cup would not come close to the excitement of Leicester winning the Premier League, Championship or even League One. Maybe a bolshy assistant manager to do a good cop, bad cop double-act with Southgate? One who doesn't play by the rules but God damn it gets result?

If Rodgers wins us the FA Cup, I’m going to be the idiot in the Mercury getting him tattooed.

Fixed it for you

Ooh err missus

Given Chelsea's track record, reckon there's any chance Conor Gallagher will be available in the summer? He's looked decent on loan at West Brom, a good all-rounder in midfielder. Could provide cover, and at 21 has a decent ceiling for growth. Edit: Actually never mind.

Bit of a rogue shout but PSV’s Noni Madueke could be of interest. Englishman abroad, left-footed right-sided winger. He’s got some good numbers in the ol’ Eredivisie.

BBC's diversity remake of the original?

Liverpool's list includes a grieving goalkeeper, a back-up goalkeeper and a left-back that doesn't make the team. Ours is eight first-team players and a rum dealer.

Schlupp’s on a free at the end of the season. Bring the trodden-on-toothpaste tube back? Heard he still has a small property empire in North Leicestershire with ex-conquests house sitting.

He's a bit young for us to be commenting on his tackle

No agenda here!