Gravel

Just broken the seal on a 1,000 piece jigsaw of a power station. Much more enticing.

Not forgetting the big goal difference. At least we will be put out of misery quickly.

We is fooked

I hear McDonald's are hiring

Lock 'em up and make them watch reruns of our 22-23 and 24-25 seasons on a loop

Yeah, then get out and bear his arse in Rudkin's direction whilst being projected in close up on the big screens. I'm in.

Moyes or Nuno weren't inspiring in the past...

Good job we're having a go now we're 3-0 down

Ruud has done wonders for his future employability hasn't he

Ran out of words.

Just switched over to a dull show on farming on BBC 2. Any old shit is better than watching that dross

Glad I captained Fernandes it my FPL. Small consolation.

Yes we've got the international break to ... do feck all

You don't have to goes en if you have a ticket

Ah, so that's why the KP extension isn't happening

Top's written his to do list for tonight

Any of the ones where they sit on their arses doing nothing for the majority of the performance

Good point. Can we vote for Vestergaard Vs West Ham?

My retro glasses are not rose tinted. The squad may not have been strong enough to battle near the top in his last season but should easily have been able to finish mid table. It felt like Rodgers at times played the likes of Ward just to make a point like a dirty protest. Board very culpable too though by being much too slow to act on binning the mardy scheming goblin.

But apart from that, what has he ever done wrong?

Let's be honest, we won't get the kind of replacement that everyone would like with our current situation and owners. We're more likely to have to take a gamble on a potential up and coming manager (Ruud 2.0 😬), or a seasoned, unfancied journey man. Dyche would be my choice, if he'd still want to come.

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by J Rudkin

Fixed it for you

The KLF had more chance of getting their money back after setting fire to it