Gravel

Sentenced to 2 years, 1 of which suspended. Currently sentence deferred due to appeal. Could go down in next 12 months if appeal rejected so a big risk

Actually better than the bin fire preview

"We've got 2 Wouts, you'll never sing that!"

Just got email about the new training wear. King Power sponsor instead of evil PAC man.

But do they make crisps?

Think that's part of the problem. Mrs Whelan told Mr Rudkin to go to Waitrose and buy some Kale and Broccoli. He's ****ed it up again!

Why hasn't he been pictured in a Chelsea scum shirt yet declaring the usual bollocks. Get on with it.

Don't think it's fair to put Dewbs in the same snake category as Fofaba and Chillwell. Club needed to sell, he was our only crown jewels worth considering.

Anyone to get rid of the excess shirt printing U's from the club shop.

Apparently great at karaoke allegedly perhaps

Oh my god, they've killed Timmy

The brail should warn them "this is gopping"

Updated Wikipedia entry for Cooper Leicester City edit On 20 June 2024, Cooper was appointed as manager of newly promoted Premier League side Leicester City on a three-year contract. God help them

He's not Wayne Rooney

I haven't been this underwhelmed since the time I thought I'd found a Lion.Bar on the pavement.

I don't know Jack Rosser but like most of the previous 200 pages I do know Jack Sh!t.

We should go for the Poland boss purely for his sartorial elegance. Makes Pep look like a tramp

You've got to pick a Potter or two

FABRICHIE MORONO 🤪 Here we go! LCFC have decided it wouldn't be bad dea to get anew manager at some point. There's some candidates that they are pondering about a bit

Are you planning to get pregnant in the next 12 months?

I saw Brenda on the bread counter. I stuck a pony on her at Paddy Power.

Just waiting for Ward's extension to be posted now🙄

Ooh Jamie Vardy, Ooh Jamie Vardy 😁