Gravel

Just line up 11 free kick training mannequins. Same result.

Good that Hamza and Faes turned up for the photoshoot.

Now I am depressed 😭

Press: So, Steve, do you know what you're doing? Cooper: images (2).mp4

Minus 2?

Both 😧

Yes, £12m would be much more savvy 🤔

I know we're not confident of ourselves next season but calling us a pub team seems a bit harsh.

With all of the "meh" transfers we keep getting linked with, we'd probably be no worse off just keeping the cash in our pocket. We don't need any bin juice transferring into the squad which we'll be lumbered with the cost for and probably go down anyway. Otherwise, I'm all positive for the new season ahead 🙄

Well that's put a stop to my low wage fisting plans 😟

Let's get this baby going

So do you think a question asking why Rudkin hasn't been tarred and feathered for screwing up our clubs finances might be screened out?

Hence the swerve on Soule. A paltry 5.

The great Momo's nephew. Spelt it wrong.

Apropos of nothing, Kevin Phillips was 40 when he joined us Just sayin

Yeah, but the treatment table never was afterwards

Ayew being serious? ...slopes off to get coat

Sentenced to 2 years, 1 of which suspended. Currently sentence deferred due to appeal. Could go down in next 12 months if appeal rejected so a big risk

Actually better than the bin fire preview

"We've got 2 Wouts, you'll never sing that!"

Just got email about the new training wear. King Power sponsor instead of evil PAC man.

But do they make crisps?

Think that's part of the problem. Mrs Whelan told Mr Rudkin to go to Waitrose and buy some Kale and Broccoli. He's ****ed it up again!

Why hasn't he been pictured in a Chelsea scum shirt yet declaring the usual bollocks. Get on with it.