Gravel

Scenes when he removes the Vardy mask to reveal Cooper

Every Italian manager at Leicester has won the league in their first season. What could possibly go wrong?

And coming out of that mist...

In fairness most of that was spent behind his back

Getting Cooper would be like thinking you can pull Rachel Riley on a night out only to end up going home with Lisa Riley instead. Still, a shag's a shag.

Love child of Wilf and big Nigel 🤔

£80 million seems to be the going rate for our overrated centre backs. Ker-ching please.

All these beardy bald white guys look the same

Or Rudkin's hollowed out skull

Impatient aren't we. You should be used to the long drawn out way our board operates by now. Give it another week or two yet.

Been largin' it at Radio 1 Big Weekend. Paaaaaarp!

WORST. LIMERICK. EVER.

It's a quiet Thursday so omelette-ing most of these terrible puns go.

Will still what?

Bored after being relegated 3 weeks ago 😟

Why, what's she done?

Explore your own arses. Not wanted.

So very nearly Ward, bless him

Hate the idea. Hate hate hate hate hate.

Fine and ban them all. Bloody ne'er do wells.

Humphrey Ker - Wayne's brother.

Conveniently obscured brand in photo

Heard sponsor is Woolworths 😐

It is an opportunity to even things out but also opens up opportunities for crazy bastard owners to go for broke and bankrupt their clubs with silly spending to stay in the promised land. Not sure which I prefer.