Gravel

Szmodics locked. Might as well lock 'em all bar the Ayew thread #lackingconfidence 😐

Ange honeymoon over but Cooper got jilted at the altar of pre-season. 0-1

Well that escalated quickly

Please can everyone start posting on one of the other transfer threads to make them hot instead. This one just a right mod killer.

Can't wait to get his name printed on a shirt by one of the Saturday boys at the club shop

"I don't like this sub par pac man shit on my chest"

How could I forget 🍆🍑

Just line up 11 free kick training mannequins. Same result.

Good that Hamza and Faes turned up for the photoshoot.

Now I am depressed 😭

Press: So, Steve, do you know what you're doing? Cooper: images (2).mp4

Minus 2?

Both 😧

Yes, £12m would be much more savvy 🤔

I know we're not confident of ourselves next season but calling us a pub team seems a bit harsh.

With all of the "meh" transfers we keep getting linked with, we'd probably be no worse off just keeping the cash in our pocket. We don't need any bin juice transferring into the squad which we'll be lumbered with the cost for and probably go down anyway. Otherwise, I'm all positive for the new season ahead 🙄

Well that's put a stop to my low wage fisting plans 😟

Let's get this baby going

So do you think a question asking why Rudkin hasn't been tarred and feathered for screwing up our clubs finances might be screened out?

Hence the swerve on Soule. A paltry 5.

The great Momo's nephew. Spelt it wrong.

Apropos of nothing, Kevin Phillips was 40 when he joined us Just sayin

Yeah, but the treatment table never was afterwards

Ayew being serious? ...slopes off to get coat