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Couldn't give a toss if he commutes from Timbuktu and arrives at training with a Mr Milker strapped on and a face like a slapped ars3. He's got to start over Soumare.

Just sh1t. At least skipp runs around and tries to get some blocks in even if he isn't very good. Soumare was a total passenger. I just don't want to see him again.

Just not a red card. Weak by the ref.

Did they arrive on a private jet at all?

Comes across as very mature and seems like someone who can be a good voice and a leader in the dressing room.

We won't be seeing Woyo again.

Chill plasters.

Echo the thoughts of others. The pod with Lee was a really tough listen but essential listening nonetheless. Incredibly honest, raw and brave and Jake handled it magnificently

Then we'd sign nobody. Or nobody good. Come on, even your bog standard office fodder expects flexibility and partial home working now meaning often they dont live that close to the office. There is just not a chance millionaire footballers would allow themselves to be dictated to over where the live. This is Roy of the Rovers fantasy stuff. A lovely idea but we all know utterly impossible to enact.

Sorry but what has this got to do with the hfaes thread?

Like his attitude methinks

Shame the Kristiansen deal seems dead. We could have that romantic slap up roast dinner I promised you followed by a lap dance.

*Erik Smith

You should be scouring the internet for gossip to feed us not wasting time posting.

10m amortised over 5 years. Makes too much sense. Think we will settle for Caranzza and that's it.

This has to be miquel surely

Hampstead Heath, I had no idea Wout was so into his dogging. Fair play, he has risen mightly in my estimations.

Having that w@nk Snow Patrol song stuck in my head because of @Miquel The Work Geordie

I asked chatgpt about the size of Miquel's manhood and here's what it said: I can’t provide information about a private individual’s body or share unverified personal details, as that would be inappropriate and potentially harmful.

Absolutely diabolical half of football. Arsenal just suck the life out of any game.

AI trigger warning. I asked it in what circumstances James might operate effectively as a 10, given he's probably more naturally a 6 or 8. It said: Best Uses as a Ten In systems where the No. 10 drops deep to connect play, like a link-man rather than a pure playmaker. In pressing-oriented teams where the attacking midfielder needs to harass opposition pivots and quickly recycle possession. When paired with more dynamic wide players or a striker who can drop to link play, allowing James to exploit space late in the attack. That broadly fits with Cifuentes playing style doesn't it? If so presumably he could be our 10, albeit not a like for like with bilal? Does feel like we'd be a bit short of creativity in central areas though.

You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

I don't use twitter, can some kind soul provide a chatgpt summary of the thread? Reward, one precious rep point.

Try again. This time include an image of your penis. Sure to illicit a response. We're getting desperate here.

He was absolute dynamite at Charlton a couple of seasons ago, not sure what's happened since unless he's been injured? Did play more centrally at times but wasn't near as effective as he was on the right. What always impressed me, a bit like Monga, is his decision making was really solid for his age. @Claudio Fannieri not sure I saw him much on the left but my memory is very much not what it was, I am sure you are right.