JimJams

I reckon we'll get interest in Mav before the window shuts.

Kasey just ain't a winger...

The Jordan Ayew of his generation!

How the fxxk did none of us notice that? They really do have it in for us, the bastards!

Zlatan did a Hot Ones episode (absolute bollocks for anyone that doesn't know) which briefly explained the differences. Excuse the presenter and the subs. Although I didn't fxxking edit it. And that's why VK is shit over here. Syria? WTaF!

Well I suppose the question there is if you can't use your technical ability with the pace of the game, how much technical ability do you have?

I think the importance of that goal, result and manner in which we won is often overlooked in the grand scheme of that season as a whole. It was massive.

I wouldn't. He looks fxxked every time he has to break into a sprint. And 'sprint' is generous.

Datro Fofana. We were linked with him last season. Didn't want him then. And he's since had a largely underwhelming stint in Turkey. I suppose a loan with option wouldn't make me throw up, but I wouldn't be too excited about it. Feels largely like one of Chelseas failed attempts on a transfer that they're trying to claw their money on. Think his book value with them is about €6mill, so at best give them the opportunity to get that back if we loaned and kept him. Chances are it's just a rehash of last years link.

Well yeah. A coach who can basically fill in if needed. A multi purpose 3rd choice essentially. 2nd is Mads goes.

A known quantity to the manager. A keeper who has spent the majority of his career at a high level. Free. Hopefully cheap on wages. Either 2nd or 3rd choice. Lots of experience with a coaching role eyed up you'd imagine. No complaints.

Milan are offering less than Brighton paid for Estupinan, around €13mill. Hopefully Brighton hold out for a fee that puts them off and they throw that money our way for the leper.

I'm told the Hartberg game was originally set up to be 72 "halves" of 63 minute games interspersed with drinks breaks, but after doing some calculations TSV Hartberg realised that by the time the friendly session would have ended, they'd already be 6 weeks into the current Austrian season and so they had to respectfully decline to play.

Get @Lambert09 on the sales desk, stat!

There'd be no point in clauses if they weren't accesible information.

Or play Woyo, That fullback we bought.

He's in his final year.

Well given Wilf was good to go last year, and the purchase prices of the other pair, that'd be a bit better than doubling our money. Now in theory that's great, and I wouldn't be against it, but holy shit had we better make good use of the money under Cifuentes. Otherwise it'd be like chucking £60mill in the Skipp....

Can middling German clubs afford £9mill on signings that wouldn't be considered marquee?

That Dorsett tweet implies that there's no clause for Bilal. We can't be "after £25mill+" if there's a clause. It's a set figure. So if he's wording it correctly, and he's not just talking bollocks, then there's no clause.

I think it's fair to assume that anyone that would be interested in signing him probably can't read.

Same as anyone that's ever joined us then.

I agree. Except for one small thing. What's a dentil?

The only chance of him going Sunderland is if we can take the piss on a transfer fee. I don't believe the clause rumour.

@TwitcherHe told them they were a bunch of cxxts.