JimJams

Aka Faes, Soumare, BDR and Ayew...

Cifuentes OUT!

But why would he?

Such a negative thing to say...

Legohead at Arsenal says hi!

Usually the "Excl" means exclusive but in this case it clearly means:

Womens training kit?

Maybe. It's always a possibility. However if there's any chance of getting some pound notes and forego that experiment and let Cifuentes develop the young players with more potential, I'd bin him off.

We have Aluko. So fk that.

You've got to die for 3 points!

A right back? Cos we ain't got anywhere near enough of those fxxkers have we?

I'm going to assume the inspiration is Peps 6 second press. And it probably ends there.

Seems Chelsea have slapped a £30mill price tag on Petrovic now in wake of interest from Bournemouth. So Mads price is surely escalating further. Or he becomes an alternative for Bournemouth or Sunderland.

Surely the only thing to do is give it to the big man himself, Andy King. Then get Chris Powell in with him. King Powell. Come on, it's fxxking obvious isn't it?

It's not total tin foil hat stuff though is it? The club world cup that's on at the minute is indicative of it. An invitation only tournament with massive riches awarded. If it's a commercial success, which at present seems unlikely given only Dazn picked it up, but if it does get traction it then grows. Ultimately the clubs and players go wherever the money is. They're testing the waters. Maybe it becomes the new LIV golf... Hopefully not.

Dunno but aren't the majority of these new signings on frees?

Well according to some, we need a miracle. So he's probably more qualified than Dyche.

Aluko at 6?

Why not? Experience is overrated.

Absolutely nay fxxker is paying for them though...

Wut?

If it ain't Rohl I'd be intrigued on a gamble with King. I know there'll be a lot of flapping about his inexperience and the perception he might be "too nice" for the job, but in some ways that inexperience might work out well for the young lads in the squad. He's not going to be coming in wanting to bring in a bunch of his former players or teammates as some managers do. He'll unlikely have any kind of network, so again, has to stick with what he's got and expect to do the job of a head coach, rather than some of the names operate in wanting control of transfers etc. He's a complete unknown. It might be a disaster, it might be a massive success. But in terms of being a disaster I think it would look like missing out on promotion, and that's it. We won't have gone out and bought a load of players to play "the King way" only for us to be stuck with them a year from now, shafting us for years to come. If he got a good team around him (Powell etc) although he may not be the long term solution, he might be able to do a good job. We want to go young, developing the players, maybe keep that approach with the gaffer. Rohl is the same age. I appreciate it's a big gamble, but fxxk it.

Would be dead on his feet by Easter though.

Of the senior/established players, JJ was decent. Other than that in the second half the young lads completely outshone the older heads. First half was all a bit going through the motions though. Not much to say about that.

Thuram and Locatelli?