JimJams

Fatawu says piss off.

He, bizarrely, moved up.

Yep. Hence the same points and a difference of -3 goals. Despite us not scoring in 300 years, we've still outscored them too.

We need to beat Saints, Ipswich and Wolves and hope they're so shit they can't garner enough points to beat that measly total.

How has Asensio missed there?

1-1 Good free kick from Rashford, well followed in by Watkins.

He's been one of their better players since coming on at half time.

Ipswich winning.

Said it before but with him being the least senior player and both new to the team/country/league you can bet the other options were all in RvNs ear the minute he walked through the door, talking a good game and Ruud has fell for it.

They have a better front line than Arsenal did today. We'll do well to keep them down to 2. But can we score? Tune in next week....

Half time boos at West Ham.

Tuanzebe off for Ipswich.

Woyo! Rock. So far,...

Vardy fxxked that break.

He's not said that in fairness.

Close Wilf. Nice end to the half.

Nice. Nobody shat it and turned backwards.

VK killed that one.

We are absolutely fxxking winning this one!

Genius.

Tbf it's the OAP frontline because Buonanotte aside, what else we got? Ate least Okoli is in.

Well he passes the "failed at Spurs" part of the recruitment phase.

Only cos they've got to play us...

Because at that level you need players to pad out a squad. We're not going to have 11+ players at each youth level that's going to be stepping up to the Premier League one day.

So we're winning?