JimJams

Harry Wank!

Like Kel I would really have loved this lad to have come good but unfortunately he's a massive flop. You can talk about his ability to press or link up but ultimately he's a striker and he doesn't offer enough threat, let alone actual goals. If you're not doing that then you need the wide men around you to be picking up that slack to justify your own inclusion. If you're not scoring goals but you're bringing other players into play who also don't score goals then you're a waste of space. You can argue that the other players not scoring isn't on him, but if he can do his primary job then he doesn't need to be reliant on teammates to bring up the numbers and make his inclusion noteworthy. This is our dilemma, we have a striker who can score goals with relatively few chances but is finding opportunities rarer, and outside of that offers little else. Then you've got a willing runner who can press all game, but doesn't offer much goal threat. Mental as it may be, we'd probably perform better without a striker at times, as we're often playing as if we don't have one anyway! Buonanotte for false 9! Or not. Who gives a shit?

Erm, I want us to win...

To be honest I'm not sure much of this matters with regards to him staying. It may make a difference on what we get as compensation but if a top club comes in for him he's not going to stick around. Even if we give him games.

Is he a free agent?

Not sure why so many are confused about him playing LB, he's played about 40% of his games there for Parma.

I don't think you've got that right. He literally started Coopers final game against Chelsea.

He wanted away cos he wasn't getting played.

I thought he did well tonight.

With more displays like that he might have Atletico taking him up on his generous offer.

Premier League is too quick for him.

We learnt Okoli should start, that our best midfield is Wilf, Bouba and Elk, and that Thomas should probably get games ahead of VK.

Only every Man Utd player in an offside position. Take your fxxking pick. Commentary saying really poor marking? It's a perfect line.

Get the fxxk out.

Woyo also plays LB.

Wilf must be being protected. Otherwise wtf!

Well it's a sign he's on the pitch. Which is never a good sign.

Fxxking hell Bouba saving Wouts arse there.

I'll throw the TV out the fxxking window!

I did think prior to this game we'd probably lose and you'd get one of those typical false dawns for a struggling team where everyone thinks Utd have turned a corner but as it turns out they were just up against a shit side. Seems that might be the case in reverse! I'll take it!

Won't be long...

I actually agree, but that's largely because I think VK is absolute muck.

Well their manager thinks so.

GET HIM OFF!!!