JimJams

Let's be honest here, "Free" is out of our price range.

There's a glue factory in France that's run out of donkeys.

Pfft, it's not even Kasey McAteer money!

Brentford, Fulham, Bournemouth and Saints from that list all 4 , same as us. Leeds 3.

Bit skewed given we weren't in if for a season. As well as others. Mad that Leeds are well above us though with only 3 out of 5 seasons and the fact we were in the European spots at the time. Also makes you wonder how we've fxxked PSR up so bad.

We're getting fxxk all. It'd be disappointing if it wasn't 100% expected.

What has the way our club is run got to do with Chelsea making an offer for a Brighton player?

If we agreed to it we could get compensated! That's a few mill to put towards a 36 year old.

Do we need a replacement? In the same vein as needing one for Thomas. 2 players we've been lucky enough to be offered a decent sum for either and we've fxxked it just so we've got bodies. If they were 2nd choices, fair enough. They're not though. LT is arguably 5th choice LB.

Tough choice.

He was cheap and can pay both sides. In theory that means we can move others out, though we've denied Thomas the opportunity so fxxk knows.

You ok?

Ten Haag was dogshit. Let's not confuse that fact just because they've gotten worse. He spent absolutely mental sums of money on total crap. Makes Coopers summer look like a great window. And they were just going backwards. They've just accelerated further under Amorim. It's not like ETH wasn't given any time.

Has one leg. Will miss piss easy chances. Will also score unexpected goals from nothing. Expect the prior to happen more than the latter. Lovely lad.

Maybe they bin off Amorim and come in for Ruud after his nice little caretaker role. £20mill compo. We can dream.

I dunno. I reckon buying a mannequin and a shit wig might be manageable.

I think it's beyond picking a specific position to be honest. Our CBs aren't good enough. Our fullbacks aren't good enough. We need a DM. We need wingers. We need a CF. Goalkeeper is the only position we are ok in.

The league 1 team was the best in the division. Odd comparison indeed.

What can you do? Neither him nor Soumare are defensive midfielders. So what does Winks offer? He can pass. Soumare can carry. Neither are much of a threat at the business end of the pitch so take your pick on which one misses out. But for who? Cos Wilf is the only DM we've got and he's not played as a proper DM since we last went down. The only way you help Winks is to give him a partner that does the dirty work. Someone physical who puts in tackles, breaks up play, intercepts and wins duels. But then why would you pair that player with Winks?

It'd be interesting to know when we made the offer. It looks like this one was out of our hands in that it's been delayed at their end and so there's nothing we could do about that. However if the offer only went in very recently then it's on us for leaving it too late in the first instance.

That's onside.

Fantastic news. Now what about Alves?

Yep, total dogshit and he's always knackered after a light jog. Not good enough, not fit enough.

Crapola!

It is absolute fxxking insanity that we aren't in the bottom 3. Yet.