JimJams

Yeah but you didn't mean it.

I really don't want to see Daka loaned out for Tammy. It'd be like swapping a box of poo for a bag of sick.

Surely that's just made up. The only thing from that that could ring true is the fact that Pep leaves in a year and Kompany just got the Bayern job after a shit season. So logically a season with us ending in relegation might not stop him taking over from Pep.

Long live the deal! No that's not right.

Disasi was their most played defender last season, so he's not going anywhere.

Well it seems you can figure it out and my attempts to help you out now make me look a right total tit. Thanks @Arriba Los Zorros

Well that's kind of what I was getting at. But yeah. Maybe just waiting until it's all official for the coming seasons accounts.

Will the timing of announcements have anything to do with the changeover from one seasons accounts to the next?

What the fxxks his left leg made of?

If the club wants to spend a lot of money on wank, I'll be getting stocked up on lube and plastic containers this summer. Quids in.

Well that's Frank Lampard, Harry Redknapp and Robbie Bloody Williams ain't it?

Longest 1st half injury time ever!

Now a winner of it.

Who is RVD?

Big man Ranieri coming out of retirement for 1 last miracle.

Or the Arsenal lad. Or literally anyone with an ability to travel that we can't account for being elsewhere.

You'll have to narrow that down a bit.

Well they'll defo avoid that then. Does that mean Newcastle get their place?

I doubt it after last season. There are other options. Apparently Ederson is being looked at by some Saudi club and it's apparently got legs (more cos he wants a wage rise I think). Then there's Ortega at Citeh who it's rumoured wants a number 1 berth now. I reckon they'd look at the pair of them first. Ederson you'd think isn't feasible, but if he wants more money and they're happy for Ortega to step up, you never know.

Well then Chelsea best have a pantload of money ready then.

I'm not so sure anybody takes a big hit coming to us and getting relegated if it's down to the points deduction.

Fk me, we don't have enough defenders in the squad to finish the match do we?

Bodes well for us when we face them next season at least!

I think Kovac looks like a Bond villain. Get the contract on the table...

So he stuck with them despite not winning anything.... after making him the first £100 a week player. Yeah, absolutely reeks of loyalty that.