JimJams

There's a PSR fiddle to be done there. Luke Thomas to Hoffenheim £10mill, Fisnik to us £10mill!

He certainly did a great job keeping them up last season when everyone thought they were dead and buried. Saints were apparently thinking of gambling on him when they got rid of Martin. I think that was a risk worth taking because of what he'd done last year in a similar situation, in case he could repeat the feat a level up. Got them doing well this season too given their spend.

So fxxk all wrong with it. We don't really need to make shit up in order to have something to moan about. But someone feels the need to. Bizarre.

Sarri! Old. Italian. Free.

Unless Sheffield Utd make a decent offer for him.

Because then he wouldn't have to defend and could concentrate his efforts at being shit going forward?

The run down?

He's still here cos it's over. Appointing anyone else is just throwing them under the bus. Maybe, hopefully Man Utd lose their shit and ask if they can have RvN for a bit and we mutually agree to terminate. Arnie style.

We'll be dead attractive to him I'm sure!

Doesn't that hit Bowens arm?

Only 8 players surrounding him. We had no chance there.

I thought Bowen was off earlier in that move. Nah. Vestegaard keeps him on. Oh and then he keeps the other pair on after the shot.

Would we be any worse off with Reid at left back instead of VK?

Highest our xG has been for months.

When everything else fails, give cloning a go!

Come again?

Can't believe we've done the double over West Ham. We will say...

I think you should put on your £100 in a series of 10p bets by the looks of things. Must be some sort of loose change bonus!

This game is like when you've bought a lottery ticket. You're in it, so you know there's a chance. You spend parts of your day thinking what you'll do if you win. You smile. You dream. But ultimately you've got no fxxking chance.

Can we stick a wig on him and pretend he's Faes. We can send them the real deal with a set of clippers.

Since Ruben Amorim's first game in charge of Manchester United, they've conceded the opening goal of the game in more Premier League games than any other side (12). Now that's a fxxking stat given the shit we've been serving up!

I'm wondering if Man Utd will come in for Mads in the summer, but I'm also wondering if Amorim would even be there in the summer.

Freudian slip there! Son of Howe! OUTED!

Although it's more a case of "They have better lawyers and enough money to keep it running until they win".

We'll hold it at the wrong end and Faes will duly oblige.