JimJams

Is Ange just Ruud with better players?

What's a "repacement"?

When people say "the players don't give a fxxk", are you not just confusing that with "the players are ****ing shit". Cos I'm not sure any amount of giving a fxxk is turning them into good players.

To score?

There's levels to this necrophilia lark!

Big Kel got his first league goal in 18 months to help Boro to a 2-1 win.

We aren't making £12mill signings in the championship. Unless it's obligation on promotion.

Souttar fxxked it after the surgery though. You'd need to start recovery from then, not the initial injury.

He never passes...

He's here til the summer at least.

Or you keep him...

Free agent this summer.

He might have a Lampard like resurgence!

Leeds were interested in December...

I'd be surprised at that, but I'd be all for it cos West Ham pay up.

You say that, but are we better than Leuven? Cos if we're not then there's no point testing players there...

Not Premier League but Dele Alli made his debut for Como earlier, almost 2 full years since his last appearance. He came off the bench and within 10 minutes was sent off...

Was just coming here to post this!

You watch a lot of Parma then do you?

He's shit. He's always been shit. Did ok for Bologna in a comparably piss easy league as a wing back. And did so OK that they didn't want to by him even with a CL qualification windfall.

Well if you want to see a Leicester player score a goal, watching Cardiff might be your best bet.

We've offered next to fxxk all at the other end of the pitch all game, so who's arsed?

I'd rather look abroad for ones we can more likely make permanent if we go up. Prem clubs either take them back and so you're having to replace them to get back to square one or they're charging you a ridiculous premium.

Hamza being used as a DM and RB a fair bit. Getting the minutes in. Hopefully Wilder wants to keep him on as a utility man.

Comedy is all about.... Erm...