JimJams

We'll hold it at the wrong end and Faes will duly oblige.

Wolves just easing us into it now...

I mentioned it in the Leuven thread more as an enquiry than anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if we got Coleman from them tbh. Prem and Champ experience after all! Mad that it's been nearly 20 years since he was the Fulham gaffer in the Prem! Not saying I want him, before anyone shits themselves.

Good job we have the middle east consortium's to stave that kind of thing off though eh?!

All assuming of course that Enzo is still Chelsea manager in the summer!

This team comes straight back up. That's the reality. There's a lot of doom mongering but Sheffield Utd are coming straight back up, taking our cast offs and having Hamza play regularly in the starting line up. The standard is shit. Leeds are top, and this Leeds side is worse than the one that came 3rd and fxxked the playoffs last season. Summerville and Rutter are big losses, as well as Archie Gray. And they're pissing it. The problem isn't getting back up. The problem is you need to be so much better to survive. We need to sign more Mads, Fatawus, Bilals and steer the fxxk clear of the Reids, Ayews and Skipps. A team full of those latter 3 can probably still go back up, but it can't stay up. It's all a bit moot though as we as fans don't want the team that goes down to be the one that plays for us in the Championship, so how it'd do is largely irrelevant. We know Vestegaard can do a good job at CB at that level. We also know he's a liability at Prem level. We know we can get away with Faes having brain farts in the championship. We know we can't at Prem level. We know there are players who will want moves away that have already shown they don't cut it at prem level anyway. So we'll look to get rid. VK is absolute dogshit for the premier league, but probably looks alright at Champ level. But we should be showing him and others the door. But all this is an indictment of the standard below rather than the quality we possess. It's going to be a busy summer. You'd expect Ipswich to do better than us next year based on our current squads, but I think they'll struggle to keep Delap who is massively important to them. Will us losing Vardy be as much of a blow? Based on the way this season is going at least?

I wonder if we'll try and steal away Coleman in the summer!...

The undercover Chelsea fans who signed up to the forum are outing themselves.

Little gutted I took Rashford out my FPL side. Bringing in Mbeumo worked out though I guess.

Obviously. But there's an element of Schadenfreude seeing someone genuinely having a worse season than us.

Brighton 2 up. Thank fxxk for Southampton.

It's a 100% red card all day long. For the refs to agree to it, they'd need to have a word with Zabarnyi first to make a stupid challenge.

Gonna be mad when we finish above Ipswich on goal difference (some feat) and stay up when Man City get relegated.

Ipswich back in it.

Absolutely tragic defending. Could be our back line.

But Spurs didn't beat us this season...

Yep Zabarnyi off. Fairly even game til now. All set up for Wolves to win this...

Make no bones about it, we are dogshit, but we beat this Spurs side and people keep hyping up Ipswich as though they're good. Wolves will win though. Think there's about to be a red for Bournemouth.

Spurs lead...

When you say he'd be far better as a wingback I can only assume you mean we'd be far better defensively if we didn't rely on him to defend, because in my mind if you're a wingback you're expected to be pretty good going forward. Moreso if you're not being expected to help out the defence. And he's shit. He's got no understanding with whoever plays in front of him, it's not just Mav. His crossing is nothing special, he doesn't play through lines or pick out runs. He can't beat a man for pace, he can't dribble a player. Making him a wingback is just giving him a free pass to be a passenger. He's shit. He was shit when we went down, he went to an easier league, even after CL qualification they didn't want to keep him, he's come back and carried on being shit. He's a jack shit of all trades, master of fxxk all.

Ex-Premier League referee Mike Dean on Soccer Saturday: "It should not be overturned - he [Young] has made a meal of it, he has chucked himself to the floor though..." Ex-Premier League referee Mike Dean on Soccer Saturday: "There is slight contact, the slightest, but he [Young] has put his feet together and the way he has fell down does not match the contact - the correct call." Brilliant.

Or players would stop pulling shirts?

Ideally Man Utd get pumped, sack Amorim, ask about reappointing RvN, we get rid, maybe even compensated, then bring in our lord and saviour. Jorge Jesus.

Soumare. For his assist.