TJQuik

Iheanacho has been crap

Shame it had to be that vile club

Probably won't be useful to anyone, but Bukari is a brilliant free transfer in FIFA career mode.

The "hey big saver" advert from Sainsbury's is an assault on my ears

What do you reckon kickstarted that? I see the late 90s and 2000s as being especially mean spirited and reactionary like that, possibly as a reaction to those who sought better standards from the media like third wave feminists. Or maybe it's something else?

It sure is, because you've imagined it

Ten Hag won't make it til Christmas

Couldn't have gone better really, some calamity defending and honking finishing in places so it's amazing to be 3-1 up at half time. Great to see us finally put more than a couple chances away in such a short space of time and against what you would expect to be one of our promotion rivals

I reckon we'll lose. Not saying we're in meltdown or anything but it feels like we haven't quite got our shit together at the moment. Might have to take a couple of losses on the chin now before we start to click. If we can get 4-6 points in the next few, even better.

Have you got any details?

Can you elaborate more?

Do they make all new signings fight a reptile man in an arena before they can train at Seagrave?

It's way more annoying when people do a school pantomime reaction of scorn after hearing a dad joke than the dad joke itself.

It's a synonym for "annoying twat"

He should not be anywhere near the squad but I feel bad for him there and the pelters he'll get now.

Dire from Foden

Expect the usual "but it's a difficult match away in a hostile atmosphere!" if we don't.

Knuckle dragging ***** indeed

****ing hell, which ***** booed the silence for Morocco and Libya?

Bless em

Scotland could win 3-0 and the FA would go into hyperdrive to ensure us they have full confidence in Southgate for the Euros and that any change will only be considered when we're dumped out by the first decent team we face again.

It really is frustrating watching them make such an obvious mistake that anyone can see it. Such a waste

He's just shit in general

We look worse now with the subs made

Get Henderson off the ****ing pitch