Muzzy Elliot

But we haven’t even got two strikers at the club.

To keep this ball rolling I’m boycotting work tomorrow.

Yeah doesn’t sound great. Let’s hope its Southampton he was on about.

Yeah I’ve said that wrong, apparently he didn’t say a job around here he said a job at a championship club. Which tbh makes me feel it’s more likely it could be him.

A friend of mine went for a meal the other day and at the meal was Barnsley director (and former head of analytics at Leicester) Mladen Sormaz. He said he has a new job around here that he is starting soon but couldn’t say anything else about it. Could it be him?

Never knew that’s what it stands for, no wonder we’re in a mess.

That’s clearly a 23321

Play Mavididi up top he cannot be worse than other three.

Praying for a few injuries in the next 20 minutes

We’re getting mauled by the tigers, mauled by the tigers…

You should probably see someone about that.

Marti doesn’t like draws… he fuching loves em

Thought Daka played well

I reckon it’ll be Ayew on the left, Carranza up top, same midfield 3.

Can’t wait for this season to finish.

Woeful

Would be good to see his cousin S round the ground, heard she’s pretty tasty…

Sing for yourself!

I’m glad you’ve put that up because for the life of me I couldn’t understand what the word of the week was from the Instagram clip. Was driving me mad.

Is that what he did to Everton? Not so sure.

Fixed.

Beat us a couple times last season though and that’s all it really takes nowadays.

Hungry for more Premier League football.

It’s been a bad day to have the shtz, the news has left an agonising pit in my stomach that has led to a few close calls. I will always love you Jamie Vardy even if you did make me sht on my toilet seat. 🐐

I wouldn’t be if I was you mate. I’m not claiming to be ITK but I have got it on good authority that it looks like Steve cooper down there and smells even worse. Never the ones you expect.