Muzzy Elliot

I’d rather we signed Kelly from Barnsley and that come’s from a solid basis of knowing absolutely nothing about either player.

Good half. Nice to be winning 56.1 - 43.9

Sounds like gastroenteritis to me.

Get a room.

Do they make you get a perm when you sign for Man City?

Anyone know if they’re showing this on a big screen at camp bestival?

But we haven’t even got two strikers at the club.

To keep this ball rolling I’m boycotting work tomorrow.

Yeah doesn’t sound great. Let’s hope its Southampton he was on about.

Yeah I’ve said that wrong, apparently he didn’t say a job around here he said a job at a championship club. Which tbh makes me feel it’s more likely it could be him.

A friend of mine went for a meal the other day and at the meal was Barnsley director (and former head of analytics at Leicester) Mladen Sormaz. He said he has a new job around here that he is starting soon but couldn’t say anything else about it. Could it be him?

Never knew that’s what it stands for, no wonder we’re in a mess.

That’s clearly a 23321

Play Mavididi up top he cannot be worse than other three.

Praying for a few injuries in the next 20 minutes

We’re getting mauled by the tigers, mauled by the tigers…

You should probably see someone about that.

Marti doesn’t like draws… he fuching loves em

Thought Daka played well

I reckon it’ll be Ayew on the left, Carranza up top, same midfield 3.

Can’t wait for this season to finish.

Woeful

Would be good to see his cousin S round the ground, heard she’s pretty tasty…

Sing for yourself!