Phil Mitchell

Stand around in the concourse for the first 10 minutes of the next away game. Wednesday done it beautifully. Phil

He did not look appay. Phil

I’d take league one just to make sure these ***** have a double relegation on their CV and never play at a good level again. Phil

I’m in. Phil

Too busy chasing skirt in Portugal. You’ll see a prem fixture at the KP before him. Phil

Not proud of it. Phil

As much as we love him, he’s Andy King Power. Rudkin has him on strings who is owed by Top. Horrible little set up. Phil

What really drives it home for me is that I bet Richard Kone and Lyndon Dykes are thinking “thank **** I chose mid table QPR and Charlton over Leicester City”. That’s where we’re at. Phil

I’ll get an apology off Ben for trying to smother me before this mob. Phil

Can’t wait to tell the Mitchell grandkids how we broke PSR rules with Daka and ayew as our strikers. Phil

Or I could just knock him out. Phil

If we can’t get deals over the line for the exact same reason we couldn’t play silva for 6 months almost 10 years ago, I will crash out harder than the time I went for Patrick in the mini mart. Phil

Needs to remember who funded his shit chip shop. Phil

If it’s Martin. **** me watch what happens. I’ve done some iffy things in my time but seeing that Lego head walk into seagrave will send me over the edge. Phil

Honestly Top just turn the ****ing support machine off, there’s no sign of life. Waste of electric at this point. Phil

Who told you that was me? Phil

I should know better with the mercury. They’ve always smelt the floor where enzo stood. Phil

If we have actually gone in for enzo after he basically smelt a biz of west London lizzy and ran, this club can douse itself in petrol and spark a match for all I care. No ****ing self worth and no shame either. Phil

Just shows the level of delusion the neposaurus has. Genuinely thinks we’re still a big club don’t he. Phil

Checked the insta page for the team news, saw our result. That’s the amount of effort I’ve got for it all. Phil

Not our club but Billy Mitchell of millwall, lightyears behind his cousin. Phil

I’ve turned run down crack dens into global empires, give me the whole club. Phil He doesn’t have much going but that market stall is his pride and joy and put his heart and soul into it. More so than that tubby combover. Phil