urban.spaceman

Fake!

Would be our first unimpressive Brazilian!

Rabula Conundrum

Todd Umptious

Like almost every transfer from the last 3-4 years. It's what we do.

Have you seen us this pre-season? We're quite literally desperate.

Having a bit of a struggle the last few days. My final deadline for my course is a week on Friday. I have to hand in my third and final draft of my script, and a 4,000 word essay. Trouble is when I finished my second draft in mid July, I went away to Latvia for a week for my friend's wedding and so didn't work on it as I wanted to enjoy my time away and let it percolate. Turns out the wedding was a ****ing COVID superspreader event, and I caught it for the first time, and it's wiped me out. I tested negative a week ago but am still suffering from fatigue and brain fog, so I haven't been able to make any progress with either the new draft (which requires some heavy surgery) or my essay (and I ****ing hate essays). Worse, the university has allowed the course tutor to leave after 10 years for a project of his own, a full month before our deadline, and left no instruction on who to contact for help or advice for our projects. Even if there was another tutor coming in, they wouldn't be familiar with our projects so wouldn't be able to help as much. My fellow students seem equally despondent about it; it feels like we've been just abandoned or sabotaged at our hour of need. I'm going to need an extension due to the lost time but there's nobody to ****ing contact about it. Adding to this stress is the pressure of finding work after this. The next step would be for me to get an agent which requires networking, in London. I don't even know where to start; it's bad enough that I've always struggled with normal employment let alone a reasonably specialised career that I'm going for, ostensibly now without the support I'd been promised at the start of this course. The whole thing has just fallen apart in the third semester. I just feel bereft at my lack of control of the things that are affecting my life. Again. I had so looked forward to this summer/year as being transformative, now I just feel let down.

Would genuinely not say no.

Let's be honest, it wouldn't be Leicester City if it wasn't a total farce would it?

Jesus H Christ.

Can people just be a bit more negative about him please? All this positivity about signing him just makes a long injury inevitable.

I sincerely hope his announcement video is him just saying “Hallo everybods and matey peeps”

Getting players out the door is Rudkin’s speciality.

Feeling left out so I'm just going to tag @Ric Flair to say hi. Hi.

Might as well post this in every single post match thread.

With that in mind have the Seagrave residents calmed down a bit yet?

Feta

WAYO

I love how they've decided he's a tyrant after just a month for simply upholding the existing law. They're going to be ****ing furious when they find out who actually brought in the Online Safety Bill.

These people are batshit insane.

Vichai made plenty of mistakes but he learnt from them. Top has had to deal with the death of his dad and learning how to be a CEO of a multinational billion pound company at the same time. And then a once in a century pandemic which wiped out the industry you rely on and 80% of its wealth. I think he put his trust in the same people his dad did but hasn’t inherited the ruthless streak when they make mistakes. The fact that Rudkin is STILL our DOF is both shocking and embarrassing and for me, putting this club’s future in deep jeopardy. On the other hand, you can’t get away from the fact that PSR’s introduction has caused a lot of our issues over the last 3 years. We are not operating in a fair competition and have exclusively been the victim of a league in the pockets of its “biggest” clubs, aggressively protecting their position. What’s happened to us in the last 3 years is as artificial as Manchester City’s triumphs over the last 15 years. There’s a reason these rules have affected so many other clubs in the last two years. The whole thing is utterly corrupt. So I’m not King Power out yet. I think they have a right to fix this mess but also stand up for ourselves against such hostility. But my patience is wearing very, very thin. Top needs to be more involved and develop some ruthlessness and make some changes at board level. Show the ambition he says he has and recruit higher quality, better experienced leaders in those roles. Now.

We’re gonna wind up ABBA again for the reveal video aren’t we? Can’t ****ing wait.