Trav Le Bleu

I'm allowed a day off!

I prefer her song about succulent rashers of bacon chopped into cubes, The Ballad of Juicy Lardon.

Eat less, fatty.

"I'm going to get my big bro... What? We ARE the big brother?"

Is that not a brandy?

Panama denies US claims over free canal passages https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj9149j4nmzo Not sure why the US is bothered with Panama anymore. It's not like they'll be importing or exporting anything.

Eyeless Caesar. Well-known phrase round these parts.

I'd err towards him being surrounded by yes-men and lickspittles.

But "everyone loves the idea" he said. What's not to love?

Indeed, but this is further up the chain. Bit of difference to smuggling in low quality, dubiously sourced, meat to filtched flitch from fleet-fingered Frank.

Isn't Xenophobia great.

But the can't be Fascists cos they're working with Israel. Amazing (and sad) how it works when the boot is on the other foot.

Are we talking about the attendance or goals? Both?

Buying/conquering Greenland. Taking control of the Panama Canal. Subjugating Canada Turning the Gaza Strip into an American protectorate. Buying Tik Tok. Put a lid on it Donald. You haven't even ended the war in Ukraine yet

Too late - you promised it.

I've always thought the fire exit sign (the normal one, not that weird one you found) sends a mixed message. You're always told to make your way quickly in an orderly fashion, but don't run. Yet the person in the fire exit sign is clearly running.

The Wilderness Years 2026-2075

No one is like Rudkin Thank goodness

We have no out... We start moving forward and lose the ball. It's constantly coming back at us. No threat going forward let's the opposition commit extra players into attack.

So basically, we're screwed?

In one of those, "I didn't realise he was still alive?!?!" moments, Brian Murphy has died.

Absolutely! You don't want Americans getting into Canada!

You misheard. He wants his pizza prize.

Just discovered Joshua Idehen. Very similar in style I feel.