Trav Le Bleu

It's always argued that the cost to the NHS of smoking related illnesses is far more than revenue raised by taxation on tobacco.

My pet halibut, Eric, has got a licence.

When I was a school kid, I was always off sick with nervous stomach and headaches. I hated school. This was the 80s. I probably wasn't the only one, they just weren't looking to classify you back then. Anxiety aside, I think I'd still have hated school.

We're in the Prem?

Have we been getting any signals from his brother, Indy?

To be fair, John Ruskin would do a better job. And he's been dead over a 100 years.

For action!

I prefer to call it Eau de Clocktower.

He's not coming, is he?

It was a small target Mr Smith.

Sod that. I got work in the morning. Night all.

I missed

Yes, but I said NOW!

How long does it take to have a medical for crying out loud!? Get this done NOW!

I thought Gimenez preferred cricket.

Now, now...

I don't think @Dr The Singh dislikes hats. In fact I hear he's quite partial to a turban on occasions.

And don't say 4000 words.

What's it about?

Do you have a cat named Claudio and a goldfish named Brendan?

So long as it's a cricket score like this... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yk980lrlvo.amp

After a clean sheet today, surely Ward has to start.

But when will Popov get on? Or Geton pop off?

Tap in? He's Maradona reborn!

Ward clean sheet. Starts on Saturday.