Trav Le Bleu

Selhurst Park innit?

You see, I've always said that the line should be drawn from feet, since attackers and defenders are often leaning in opposite directions, yet the part that matters, the feet, can be level whilst their heads can be 3-4 ft apart. However, that never happens, so don't go changing the rules to suit. We all just want consistent decision making. In all the images that show the player with the ball AND the scorer, the line shows offside. The picture that says inside, it looks like they have moved the line forward and we have no idea if they have or not, since there no reference point. Wouldn't stand up in a court of law.

Do you have to go to Suthics for it?

I think she waived her right to defence counsel.

Not even naked?

Same. I try to stay on roads, but these really make it hairy, but when I've taken to the pavement it's the same with e-scooters!

Ginger wine?

My guess is essentially you have a three way conflict of interests. Microsoft, Apple and Google, none of which are keen to make their products too compatible with the others.

Are you trying to say that J D Vance is Sam Gamgee?

When I get wound up by something I see whilst driving I always compose myself in the knowledge I'm almost certainly listening to better music than they are.

You liar Robert!

On the cutting edge of topical jokes.

I'm betting staggering, nohistoryisrelevantexceptthelasttenminutesism.

2 pts behind Chelsea and Spurs. Europe here we come!

I blame Rudkin. Did he check foot size of any of our signings? I think not?

What you can't see is the pistol in his back and Cooper stood behind the photographer, holding a picture of Ayew's family up with a cigarette lighter under it.

My mate's at the ground and he just texted me Messi starting. I was so excited until he sent a correction 2 mins later, messy tarts in the food stalls.

Tbh, as it's a 10 yr old new build, I'm shocked it's still standing.

I think cold calling got shelved during Covid but it's back baby cos moneh!! This might help ... https://ico.org.uk/for-the-public/nuisance-calls/#:~:text=You can report nuisance calls,take action against those responsible. ICO is the information commissioner's office, the official governmental body for this kind of thing.

I honestly think I'll miss Donald when he's gone.

I'm your nanna.

Honestly, this new trend of celebs having photos taken with their next meal.

Tell @Raj to sling his hook.

It's good enough for t-shirts and shorts now, unless you're a pussy.