Trav Le Bleu

The bow of a ship?

If you'd been oppressed by the white-hating, tree-hugging, queer-loving, matriarchy like he has been, you'd look like that too.

Mate, this isn't the Jokes thread.

Did you even ask what their/his/her/its/your/whatevs' personal pronoun is? Fascist!

Many people work very hard and receive little reward for their effort. As I've often said, we pride ourselves that we don't have slavery in this country, but the reason for that (to some extent at least) is we don't need slaves when stuff can be made cheaply in sweatshops abroad. So the next time you (impersonal-plural) buy something for half the price from Cambodia, just look on it as E-slavery. Every click of the mouse is a crack of the whip.

Just did a quick (and therefore possibly inaccurate) search on Google. UK military spending per year is approx £75 billion. For all the complaints that we don't spend enough on this, in Europe, it's only surpassed by Russia. Elon Musk receives a salary of £77 billion per year from his companies. Ergo, Musk (or elsewise) could fund a considerable standing army. Could be another billionaire, I just went for the obvious one

Better than recent years.2, 8 and 11 made me laugh and Mark Simmons jokes raised a smile.

I think you'll find it's my English that is at fault.

We're above Chelsea in the league. I bet Enzo is kicking himself!

Anyone who thinks this will be the worst season in the clubs history obviously hasn't supported the club very long. You'd be hard pressed to beat 2007/08. Plenty of other dire seasons both before and after that too.

MODS! Oh, wait... I see...

Are you volunteering?

We won't be in the PL next season.

I'd be ecstatic if we ground out a 0-0 draw.

Mid-table! Enjoy it while it lasts.

I didn't know they had a Butlins in Mykonos.

He's just FTs bitch.

On the plus side, we'll be mid-table come Monday morning.

High school? High school?!?!

If you're in the public eye your gonna spend money on a personal trainer.

Personally, I feel like we need more panic buttons than just one.

Most billionaires are pretty fat, so I'm guessing not far. Might get Musk into space though.

He didn't have any friends who were there for him.

I find it weird that people who have more money than they can possibly spend in a life time will go to great lengths not to pay tax. Weird and obscene.

And Chelsea have two: