Trav Le Bleu

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Have you forgotten already? Few years back is it?

For your fart obsession?

Hang in buddy. Somehow there's a way out where things can get better, there always is. Hope the authorities are sympathetic.

And yet if there were people bathing in baked beans, tipping cold water over themselves, cutting/growing their hair in a televised charity drive, for said cause, they'd be tripping over each other to give their money away.

What about Die Hard 2 though? Also, Home Alone is just a heist movie that happens to occur at Christmas.

I love a cold pillow, even in winter. If I wake in the night (like I have) I'll flip my pillow over to the cooler side.

People who don't adjust their driving in the rain. See so many more accidents when it rains and at the other end, people just crawling along. So people who adjust it too much, also .

Global warming, ask @leicsmac

Define "modern era". Doesn't scrape the top 20 probably.

That explains all those polls from years ago!

Sorry to report some terrible news Pork scratchings firm G Simmons & Sons devastated by Walsall fire - BBC News https://share.google/IsOXLmBetF4xxm9Yl

Yet again, palming parents' responsibility on to teachers.

Remarkably warm today.

Fixed!

As Groucho said, "you're only as old as the woman you feel "

Fleece the b@s***ds!

Used to love reading the Rag Mags.

Don't tell @Raj that. He'll think that a sycophant is Dumbo with earache.

She was on Have I Got News For You recently.

I think that it's true of anyone, but to different degrees. I'm in my late 50s now, but I still listen to new music (albeit not much chart music, but then I was always an indie kid since I turned 20). I drive slower, but not slowly, cos I have seen what speed can do (and indeed recently be the victim of an impatient road user). I eat and drink differently from my teens and twenties, and things I liked to do (surfing, swimming (it's dawned on me that my injury will make swimming next to impossible), playing football at pace, other sports) I no longer can. Aside from that, much the same as mid-20s. I'm put in mind of the Katie Melua song where she sings, "this is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been, feeling 22, acting 17." Wow! I mean, is there much difference? Wait til you get to 50, you might have stopped counting Chinese bicycles and realised you woefully underestimated, you curly haired bint!

Days?

Asylum seekers sucking the taxpayers dry! Mears: Asylum seeker hotel firm hands back almost £14m in profit - BBC News https://share.google/l8WpdeD0YWuJITg3L Oh... wait ...