Trav Le Bleu

"There's only one way to beat them, Get round the bank!"

Apparently so.

Seriously? Serious seriously? I could name a couple of teams worth of Leicester players better than our current team, who have played for us at this level. In fact, I'm going to... Kasper Schmeichal Tim Flowers Mark Wallington Bruno Berner Matt Elliot Marcin Wasilewski Wes Morgan Alexsander Tunchev Miguel Victor Gerry Taggert Steve Walsh Pontus Kaamark Muzzy Izzet Neil Lennon Danny Drinkwater Riyad Mahrez Andy King Yuki Abe Garry Parker Gary McAllister Jamie Vardy David Nugent Yakubu Emile Healey Iwan Roberts Gary Lineker Alan Smith Steve Claridge All of the above played for us in the 2nd tier & would walk into our current team at the expense of any player except Ricky P, Fatawu and possibly Monga (still early days). And that's not even counting players from other teams such as Gareth Bale, Ian Harte, Wilfried Zaha and Alexsander Mitrovic, to name but a few. So how you can say that our current squad contains 5 of the greatest players to play in this league is mind-blowing! Our squad is bang average and on par with many of the teams in this league.

That includes legal migrants of course (who are much easier to count). One of the main effects of Brexit was essentially swapping cheap labour from Europe with cheap labour from Africa and Asia.

She's Tom Cruise's love interest in Mission Impossible.

When's your cataract operation?

You seriously believe that anyone reweeds ther posh in this from?

And yet we are 5th. Am I the only person who thinks we're doing better than expected at the moment? Many were saying we would be relegated again, most pundits said we'd finish outside the play-offs, practically no one has predicted automatical promotion. I myself was resigned to at least another season in this league, thinking it would take a while to turn us around. But no, so many think it should be done in 7-8 games.

Double Jack Daniels please.

Send AI home? Edit: Having just written that, it's weird that you never see protests about this. I do think that people are in awe of this "magic" and it makes life easier... Even if it's costing their jobs.

Yay! More unemployment! Wonder how much lawyers made from this?

I demand to know why the club are selling tickets to non-leicester fans!

I think it would be fair to say that in terms of individual hate, Thatcher would be certainly up there, but there were those who absolutely loved her too. Strange but true. The current incumbents has done a good job of peeing off almost everyone. I doubt there's anyone who hates him as much as Thatcher was hated, but conversely he's not loved as much as she was either. To antiphrase (would that be the correct new word?) Churchill, "You can annoy some of the people all of the time or you can annoy all of the people some of the time, but you can't annoy all of the people all of the time." Though Starmer seems to be trying.

When's the flotilla due in Dover?

We're cursed.

Yeah, the cheap labour. Having said that, companies shifting production abroad equates to the same thing. Who needs to import slaves anymore when you can just get people to slave away in a foreign land (where it's also cheaper to feed and house them - genius!) and just import their produce. Now I sound like Trump All hail the tariff!

Can anyone unequivocally prove that illegal migration is the biggest problem this country faces? To my mind, it's relatively minor. People will say that they're putting a strain on public services, but, for instance, I think that every Tom, Dick or Harry (good English names) who turns up at A&E cos they've got a sore throat and it's the weekend and the GP is closed - there's far more of those than illegal immigrants.

And summon forth the denizens of Hell!

The politics of personality. Ant and Dec would ace any general election.

Only if you post a pic of your mum.

Exactly, and they're fine with marrying cousins, or even closer!

Why were they mining naked?

Erm, I said that. Edit: Can we extend the Bude Canal down to the Tamar and turn Cornwall into an island?

If you keep digging, sometimes you come out the other side.

Gonna take weeks, maybe years.