Miquel The Work Geordie

I don't think this excuses hiring proven dross but I don't disagree that the people at the top are helmets n all

Who would have thought that hiring a terrible manager would lead to us being shit?! If only there was a way to know!

We've hired Aidy Boothroyd for the fibre optic broadband generation, we deserve liquidation

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The full backs are shite, but in our financial predicament we've got the best part of £50m odd summer signings on the bench. Almost like we've bought in the wrong areas! Us?! Such a well oiled machine?!

Not going anywhere while we think like a small club and hire shit managers who are scared to sleep with the light off. I've never actively wanted us to lose but I'm desperate for this **** to be unemployed

Easy 3 or 4-1 to them. Faes to throw his arms in the air after conceding a goal he's clearly at fault for, Boubakary "there's a player in there" Soumare to jog about like he's just eaten four carveries, us being unable to clear the ball any meaningful distance again and again and again, Mads to stop it being a cricket score, Cooper to come out after and talk about getting "back out on the grass" Buzzing

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Lived with a Wednesday fan at uni who was sound but didn't half act like the ups and downs of football *exclusively* happen to Wednesday and no one else. But I'm not really mad on United and their weird little manager

Alex Ferguson famously a saint who never moaned and never whipped out the cheque book not like fraud Guardiola who moans and whips out the cheque book sorry fraud for me always said it fraud not even managed in Vanarama so how do we know hes good fraud for me imo

You keep saying this as if it's matter of fact for all footballers when you've already cited an example in Vestergaard where this wasn't the case at all

Lindsey Hipgrave has the most difficult to track inflection, every word sounds like it's from a different sentence

Liverpool keeper looks like PussymanDan

John Barnes was the poor mans Peter Beardsley

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You'd think someone had died Fly high mark haven gained another angle x

Everything we ever release just looks so bootlegged and I include 90% of recent kits in that. All our gear looks like the sort of stuff you'd get from a market alongside a pair of Roy Bons

LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

Tbf if the naff spray paint kit we've got this year had this shoulder pattern all over it instead it'd probably be less offensive than it currently is.

The reduced sections in supermarkets have gone right downhill recently, gone are the days of picking up a big apple pie for less than 10p. Still bargains to be had but my god 2013-14 was a halcyon age for the yellow label

Horrible weirdo club, get them out the Gazprom

If Thomas Christopher Cannon (born 28 December 2002) is a professional footballer who plays as a striker for EFL Championship club Stoke City on loan from Premier League club Leicester City keeps this hit rate up until the end of the season he's likely gonna finish on around 20 goals. Not sure he's a long term answer to the Vardy replacement conundrum but he's definitely not a dud and he's probably a better bet than bloody Edson Oduoard. Still only 21

You know what they say about Patson, he only needs 5 chances to score.

8-0 to them

Thought this said Michael Owen then, get him on to talk about pace and power in the modern prem