Miquel The Work Geordie

You sure got me!

Also Showtrial on iPlayer is properly crap, apart from Michael Socha who is absolutely fantastic and does his best to carry it.

It's absolutely class man, feels like it's been a long wait for S3 and it's delivered. Mentioned Marisa Abela in the "celebs off the telly" thread and got pelters n all by the usual folk with no eyes.

xG is great for digging into a team's direction of travel / general play over a period of time, it's handy to know if Team X's style is sustainable etc. It's useful for forecasting. It's not a like for like substitution for the actual result. Can't believe how many black and white telly owners there are on here man.

People keep saying town "doesn't feel safe anymore" as a throwaway line but apart from an upsurge in Deliveroo folk being helmets I don't think town particularly feels any more unsafe than it has in my 15/16 years going out in it.

Why does he sound like someone putting on a bad Northern Irish accent

I genuinely don't understand why people still don't get it. I wonder if the term "expected goals" name puts people in Richard Keys mode and if it was called something else people would be more on board.

Terrace always used to have weirdly sound doorstaff if memory serves me right. Always felt a bit unique in its time in Leicester, there were no other real big bars that you could stay in late-ish that felt like a club but weren't a club. Feels like the crowd that should be in there these days have migrated to the top end of the high street instead

All the lads would be involved for me @Fryatt4WC'06 @humealdinho @MickyAdamsBaby

But we've been in games !!!!!!!! Stat dont tell the hole picture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Tincy was just a bit unsettling tbh – said he'd saved a girl from a sexual assault in Bede Park then took her back to his for some food and a shag. Think his exact line was "she got fed and fed some more." Then he made numerous accounts that were very clearly him and each one was just as bizarre.

They should've stuck him on an island for a few months and not filmed it

Considering he's from a nation of chilled out surf shack owners he's not half highly strung

First time I watched this was a few years back and it stuck with me for weeks after, just relentlessly bleak (but fantastic)

Opportunity not to think about this revolting club for a fortnight

Went in the Volley near Old St yesterday for the second half of Palace / Liverpool, was previously the Drafthouse / Brewdog before they sodded off. Pretty decent selection of keg and a good crowd, tidy place to watch the football if you're ever that way

Brighton's left side of Kadioglu and Mitoma is really tidy, rest of them have been so loose though

Truly is The Best League In The World

One of the dullest halves I've seen in ages

Get him out baby!

Great hair, going out with Lucy Pinder. But looks like he'd believe in the power of the universe or some shit. Also his name is Russell ahahhahaha

A grown man

You have to say what a day on the sauce it's been with @Tilley - will declare right here right now though that the Old Fountain is on its arse after being a half of famer for us both. Sutton Arms class, the Wenlock HOH MA GOD SIMPLY GOATED even the George and Monkey near Kings X was full of brunettes dressed like Johnny Bravo, hate to say it but your boy was in DreamLand MES QUE UN CAPITAL

Silly crap manager, get him gone

Ffs he's logged in - that's the official Dom ladies and gents