Miquel The Work Geordie

Van Nistelrooy looking a million bucks

Get off the pitch you little rodent

Ahahahahahhahahah RAT BOY

I've never had a goddam top knot in my life ffs

"15-25 matches" is far too broad a period

Yeah a fair few seem to be pointing to Aberdeen's favourable start but if they're still beating sides in the rung below Celtic and Rangers then that's still...good? They're clearly the best of the rest (so far), no other "traditional" / expected top 6 sides pulling up any trees, quite the opposite. Fair play to them imo, hope they bloody some Old Firm noses in the next few weeks too

Didn't move to us to be managed by a PE teacher and doesn't deserve it either

Cheerio cheerio cheeriooooooo Get this vibeless ghoul gone man

No, Oliver Reid.

Rather have Oliver Reid

How so?

New series of A View From The Terrace starting tonight, would fully recommend for anyone into the Cinch

Who would have thought that a man who engineered storylines around him getting off with fitness models decades younger than him would be a creep

He's an upgrade on Cooper, a man who has a tug with a condom on – but I don't want Potter either.

If those dates are true work will be done just shy of a decade since the intention was announced in 2018. No one can catch us with this relentless pace setting

Dead

The "is it OK to say" is killing me off

In all seriousness he looks ****ing class, going to sting when he leaves

One thing that really comes across in all these exciting snippets flying about on Twitter is just how little Prem experience he has. Hopefully a Man City or Liverpool come calling for him, we can't be carrying promising young assets.

Was just about to come in and ask this, gonna slap it on tonight after the Cobbles

Good. Keep it closed and build houses on it imo

What a thread this is

"A NO NO NO MATTEEEEN WE GOT NEILSEN CAMIN FROM DENMARK"

The Mandaric accent at 27.10, **** me I'm in pieces

You'll be fine man