Miquel The Work Geordie

No one in that back line inspires one bit of confidence. Must be absolutely maddening for Hermansen

So you're saying more often than not he's crap? I would say that makes him a bit crap personally pal

When the ball is in the air he runs like someone is chasing him up the stairs

Cooper out, Faes out, Justin out, King Power out

Would rather have whatever Nuno laid at HT as gaffer than Cooper tbqhwy !

Yeah we don't have any canny or clever outfield players bar maybe Winks

I don't think tonight can be solely pinned on him but I don't like him and hearing forest's short arse fans chant his name has only heightened it. The money thrown away on his mate Ayew should've gone on a centre half who doesn't shit themselves at the prospect of actually defending. Get him out

Can't stand his stupid ****ing hair, his stumpy legs, the throwing his hands in the air as we concede yet another goal. I've never disliked a player to an irrational extent but I do with this prat.

This half has almost definitely "been as bad as people are making out." Absolute garbage.

Vardys wearing them n all, pathetic imo

He's just celebrating a goal with the away fans, I wouldn't read too much into it

Na not for me tonight, needed dragging. Not mad on Ayew but it wasn't happening for Mavididi

Mavididi has been rancid tonight

Steve Cooper is an atrocious football manager but **** me, you can't blame him for our thick players assisting all three of their goals

Please please get a centre half in who can actually play football

I can't ****ing wait for that curly haired gimp to **** off

Looks like he can barely move tonight

Feels like every thirty seconds our players do something monumentally thick

This half has been ****ing dog muck

Just stop giving it away 18 yards from goal imo

What the **** are we doing

Managed to look simultaneously relatively tidy and clumsy in one go. Hudson-Odoi getting far too much joy for my liking.

Can't have Justin as a PL footballer anymore I'm afraid

GET YOUR LARBS OUT GET YOUR LARBS OUT GET YOUR LARBS OUT FOR THE LADS

Pretty good documentary about the British police on iPlayer called The Thin Blue Line