Miquel The Work Geordie

Its also the Larb Flavoured Biscuit Stick match, its never ending

Fun fact - Larb Biscuit Sticks do not actually contain any Larb — and since 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Larb Flavoured Biscuit Sticks"

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your Dehydrated Papaya

Swear to god if we get rid of Soumare in Jan I'll have five pints of his favourite drink (custard) to celebrate

Yeah brother the quarters onwards of the Champions League over the past few years has been consistently fantastic by every possible metric, they've been Susan. New opening format is shit because it wipes away that slight bit of jeopardy which was about only thing that made the previous group stages half interesting, but I'm sure the knockouts will once again be class. That said, looking forward to the weird play-off round between those 16 sides in the middle, those should be nice and chaotic

Many? Very few of our fans will expect him to stay with us beyond this loan.

This doesn't necessarily mean they 'came at us.' Very broad stat.

Most Arsenal fans thought Nketiah was shite though brother

If the blokes were wearing smartish stuff like a knitted polo from the Antoine Greizmann MANGO collection rather than going full siddy slicker then it'd probably be a bit less "off."

I don't think Wolves are particularly good, and they've certainly not really helped themselves in their "easier" games – but they've played 4 sides you'd expect to finish in the top 6, from 8 games (Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa, Liverpool). They've had a rough start of it.

It's a few throwaway remarks about a penalty mate, we're not claiming 9/11 was an inside job.

Yeah man, posted a couple of pages back – I thought it was crap despite Michael Socha being fantastic as per and doing his best to carry it. Adeel Akhtar was decent too. But some of the other acting was hammy at best, some really 2D characters and a few threads that I simply didn't care about that either lead nowhere and/or were of very little consequence. The prosecution's relationship with her sister being one, really boring and poorly acted subplot that I had no investment in.

Yeah I thought when watching the comms for Vardy's pen was ****ing mad

Read this like a haiku

People like to joke but I was at a game where this song was sung and The Word was chanted by hundreds. I was with my 2 year old daughter at the time who looked at me quizzically and said "daddy, is that organised fan group singing a derogatory song about a footballer who left us in acrimonious circumstances, whilst using The Word? I can't imagine many find that funny! What a complete lack of decorum" She has a point, I don't want my daughter using The Word thank you, can we please do a radio edit of the song

Yeah McAteer was announced on the OS from memory, there was definitely a club statement confirming the signing

Miroslav Klose at some point under Pearson? I don't know what year that would've been but I'd assume around 2014. We were very close to signing Arkadiusz Milik on two separate occasions, once permo when he was in Poland and another time on loan (with a view to buy) when he wasn't being used at Leverkusen. ----------- We also had some really bizarre trialists under Sven over the space of a few months. - Erick Norales, a Honduran defender - Bernard Parker, South African attacker - Razak Omotoyossi, a Beninese attacker Was like he was playing FM with a big database

Caceido has been absolutely shite for Chelsea the last half hour or so, so loose

That was absolutely not controversial at all, it's a bloody clear goal aha

Well in Are John

Someone send out a search party and put my face on milk cartons like the Yanks do, because I've lost myself in those eyes baby

Well in Aberdeen, great result on the first big test. Hibs are still shit!

Has to start Fatawu and desperately needs to drop Justin. Spent 45 minutes making Russell Martin look like Marcelo Lippi

Play Fatawu you ****ing spam head

Was always more a Michelle Marsh than a Lucy Pinder man, in the bin Martin