Miquel The Work Geordie

More than 3 million quid man, bloody hell.

And you seemed content with £3 million? Come on now.

You wanting to flog bright prospects at any cost, I'd imagine!

I think we could get ~£18-20m for him. Are you going to brush over your other daft point?

I genuinely think we could make money on Faes. Certainly the amount you'd be willing to let Nelson go for. I think his stock is weirdly quite high outside of the people who watch him every week — he starts for Belgium. You're making out like I don't understand how all this works when I simply don't think selling one of our best assets "at any price" is a viable plan.

You thought £3 million for Ben Nelson was tidy man, "pure profit" or not that would be a new low even for us

Having a bit of a piss about round London after a few weeks off, trying to tick off a couple of new ones I've not done before. Done the Royal Oak over the road from Marylebone ( @grobyfox1990 I'm sure you'll have done this one before, ex Barworks). It was fine, bit gastro-y but decent Harvey's Best. Now in the Barley Mow in Marylebone (a first visit) and mes qué un gaff. Not the most inspiring cask range but a real pub. Revisiting the Golden Eagle for a similar #vibe after this and the Jackelope which is class — then I'll probably piss off to the Sutton Arms and Wenlock because I never shut the **** up about them

Isn't Luka Jovic a bit of a weirdo or have I imagined that?

I'm not reading that

I'm aware — I just don't think flogging him now benefits us in any meaningful way. He's going far, couple of seasons more with us and his value will skyrocket. Would sooner try and turn a profit on Faes for now.

On the subject of Wales, Michael Sheen must be kicking his heels about right now - he's got a horrible speech about being proud of soil ready to recite in front of twenty uncomfortable looking footballers.

No!

I'd rather we just played Nelson - safe to say this rumour isn't giving me a rod on

Safe to say he's having an absolute pen and inker this half mind!

I don't know if this is sarcasm but he's been about our best player. Alexander-Arnold in this midfield isn't working and the wide men are simply not at it.

Good gole

Me listening to Katie Price and Peter Andre's rendition of A Whole New World

Booooooooooooo Great finish though

Get in, no one likes you Serbia

Mods

Left field appointments? Every manager we've ever had has / had previously worked in England. We cast the smallest net possible.

Dead underwhelmed and it seems like the club are n all. Can't wait for the day the jokers at the top are gone.

No, I think he's broadly uninspiring and this season is going to be a car crash – that said I wasn't overly struck with the idea of Potter either so the past 24 hours hasn't exactly been a huge jump down in my eyes. Corberan was the name of all those heavily mentioned that I wanted.

I'm at the Foxes Megastore now shouting "sack the board"

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